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I promise it's not a shit one
I won't count that one
are you lying about it being shit?
Which person from Made In Chelsea or possible The Only Way Is Essex did I see on my lunch yesterday? Never seen either apart from adverts so this could take a while.
i've had a few good ones
casseroles, you realise you ruined 20 questions.
we can't play it any more because of you :(
hole punch remover
thing for removing holes punched into paper
bit like tipex
that's a ring binder
this is a bullshit flag right here
It's not a bullshit flag, it's a massive clue
and also two blue whales?
what item of stationary could be both larger and smaller than a blue whale???
"1st go, 2nd attempt"
no, it moves about
"Yes and no."
That could be of relatively indeterminate length (re. #BlueWhaleGate)
but it can be of relatively indeterminate length
We can't be friends any more.
and push them out of the moon door
just going to leave this here.
Is it the New Zealand Standard for School Stationery?
...and that's why you're saying it could be bigger or smaller than a blue whale (made out of blue tac)?
If so, god help you Casseroles.
We just need to burn through the last half as quickly as possible so we can get to the inevitable bit where everyone's legitimately furious at Elaina.
Is it Elton John's cock?
There are bigger issues at stake.
I think I've made it pretty obvious
it's bigger in loudness
it's bigger in yellowness
it's bigger in roundness
it's bigger in smallness
6 eggs vs 1 whale
but how is this related to whales?
and a blue whale is 25 meters
The answer will be revealed on Tuesday!!
a white whale
the number four
None of it has the potential to be bigger than a blue whale.
I won it up there^
milk, no sugar.
literal troll premature ejaculation
66 meters vs 25 meters
to dilute the polka dot abuse with sellotape abuse, confuse the message
it would be much loner than 65m
(and I'd also like to remove the apostrophe from it's)
think my 'yes and no' still stands
You can probably go to Jupiter and back.
fuck the consequences.
"Ian, you've got 10 minutes to go"
**shuffles back to desk**
I hold the most clout here (can you believe it?). Well today anyway, a couple of times a week there is a badass upstairs.
Turns out it is 95 miles.
he's coming back because he knows you're planning on bunking off early
It's her woeful handling.
Oh, the humanity.