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From me after dropping and squashing a pea on my trousers.
"I've pea'd my pants."
then did you piss yourself?
(Following some incident where someone male has accidentally been attributed with a female name or possibly insinuated that they wear high heels or womens underwear) STANDARD WORK BANTS!