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I have not.
no, but I have stared at a red lift
not bad, bit slow.
They're really, really, really slow.
I want it to at least be like a fucking rollercoaster.
and he once let me drive one round our street. To make it go faster there was a dial with a drawing of a tortoise at one side and a hare at the other. It went up to a fair lick, was a great afternoon.
have you ever been in a bath that has a door?
Would be a quick way to drain it.
on the escalators in woolworths once over and over again until the security man told me not to. You'd think they'd have better things to look after.
a mammoth woolies, if you will
but i think i will