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One of those shit ones on ITV.
also known as 'Lazloum Panaflexus', hiding from a pack of hungry Mumsnetters.
The Balonz subsists mainly on Carp it catches from it's native habitat in Frensham Ponds.
in the now-obligatory "making of" section at the end
Still wet from a shower in a nearby waterful he preens himself, rubbing scent from the flowers on his vibrant plumage. This careful preparation can take up to 5 hours as he readies himself for the courtship ritual on which the propagation of his lineage depends.
At last, ever feather perfectly groomed and in place, he emerges from the hibiscus plants and heads out in search of a female.
What a bonzer beast. Watch me wrestle it. Yer a fighter aint ya Bruce, bloody oath! - Antelope
The Earth is getting warmer
The icecaps are melting....
... and it's all down to plazzy-nikkas!!
dedicated Earth Song to Pniks
Where a bunch of admin drones are laying around licking their own balls.
the great silverback creaky - the grand old man and leader of the troop
they like to make fun of me, annoying me by poking me with twigs.....twigs of their intellect
other disers proliferate, like aphids on a succulant stem