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World Cup 2010.
Mouth was literally wide open with astonishment at what was happening.
has just been wiped from my mind. I couldn't tell you where, who and how they fucked up but I know they did. I am out the other side now, I don't expect big things so I am at peace.
I fully expect to be underwhelmed. I fully expect when I watch England to see a disjointed rabble of talented but unmotivated players flattering grossly to deceive. I get this.
I sat down to watch the Algeria match dreading what was going to happen, but reasonably confident that we'd squeak past them even if it was ugly. What actually happened was literally extraordinary.
to sit down and watch that in the first place though.
England Algeria literally brought down millions of innocent people with it.
you should see my my MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker animations
if you could call them 'animations'
was there a Chris Moyles-fronted dating show on sky1 at some point or is that just my worst nightmare?
remember his quiz show?
is smokers outside...
and ended up watching till the end as it was grossly mesmerising. So shit.
the woman was obviously mentally ill an dthe man was just a doormat (a shitty one) and couldn't stand up to her. when they got the shrink in to talk to them, she said ' don't you appreciate quite how dangerous it is to your health being exposed to this level of septic matter?' and the woman said 'yeah but you get exposed to it when you go to the bathroom and people don't get ill from that'. Failing to realise that there's a mild difference between one poo which is quickly flushed away, and your entire house, carpets, walls and belongings being coated in layers of impacted turd.
the filthy midden couple lose their cat in their house of fecal hell, and when they call in the cleaners two years later, a mummified cat is found behind a dresser. It's vile.
seen a similar one where the entire ground floor was three foot deep in cat shit, which had buried and mummified several cats =(
and I feel I might end up getting a bit addicted to it. It's total car crash tv (esp as the people are surely unwell?)
Soft as fuck.
doing a karaoke rendition of There's No Business Like Showbusiness at 11am at Leeds Fest
Pretty unpleasant wieving
its a bit like Pimp My Ride but they pimp up fishtanks. Then at the end the person comes back and they're all 'Ta for doing the fishtank'.