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I can't curl one out for about 20-25 minutes.
earlier than normal, specifically to poo.
Usually alcohol-related, but sometimes not.
ain't nothing moving in that first 20 minutes And I can't remember the last time I pooed after about 8pm.
I'm very much the day pooer.
The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in the morning to get to the toilet quick.
Could happen at any time, in any place.
I think I'm going to leave this thread forever now, I've said too much.
it's biology in action.
it's grammar in action.
I don't wake up until 9!
it's in the negatives
in the corner of every room.
where it doesn't really matter if you evacuate all over the lid and walls, but I'd never do it in my own house, its disgusting
after you'd been in there - it was like an orange paint grenade had gone off and you're right, it was disgusting.
But if pressed probably my upstairs front one so there's a chance of hitting a fellow citizen.
If not, it is very risky indeed. I have a bus commute and there are no decent places to go - I had a very serious situation one morning where I was considering going behind a library in the rain. The bus station is a possibility but they are often closed, they are 20p and it makes me late for the next bus.
Weekends for some reason are more relaxed, but I don't want to be too cocky as it can come back and bite me on the arse.
apart from I can't poo in the first ~25 but I must go by ~40 minutes. I have a 15 minute shit window.
otherwise i'm a miserable git for the rest of the day as i struggle to go at work.
so... 9 hours?
or I'll jizz all over your seats
My bowels seem to operate on a completely different cycle to everyone else.
Can easily go a day on the weekend without noticing. Swear I once went 5 whole days at Reading Festival without a shit, too.
Roll out of bed, walk to the bathroom, sit down, shit. If someone's already in the bathroom, I'm in trouble.