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thread for people for whom today is Wednesday only.
Forgot to ripen my fuckin' avocado
So round and firm remind me of J-Lo
Shit I only bought it for guacamole
And now my dippin' chips are feeling lonely
put it in the fruitbowl, next to some bananas ideally
No avocados in the fridge! Ever!
Just had a lovely cycle in through the pouring sunshine. Counting down the days to my first stag do (not mine), which is going to be a collection of some of the least cool (non-DiSers) on the planet, and therefore right up my street.
Today is indeed my Wednesday.
Bloody lovely out there this morning, isn't it?
In my dressing gown. Specsavers just sent me a text addressing me as Miss. Ffs.
I need to stop getting so annoyed by it.
First conversation of the day in the office was about 'wolf-banging'.
IT issues nearly resulted in me hitting my laptop this morning. HAven't been that enraged by technology in years.
Can't wait to get out of here at 15:45, lounge in the sun and then go play football. I am done with this week already, DONE. Friday can't come soon enough.
In at 06:30 today and Friday which means I've missed or will miss two of my favourite bands' gigs. Uuuugh. Can't even drink 'til Friday night.
Today I am doing a WORKSHOP that people have paid MONEY to be at. *gulps*
Also about to book a spinning class for next week. I'm scared.
- Get there early.
- Spirits/wine, not beer/lager.
- Finish up early too so you can take a piss before going to the gate.
"A PROFESSIONAL WORKSHOP"
Spinning is great. Invest in padded pants though please.
The biggest twat in the office is leaving today, rejoice! I haven't signed her leaving card but I'll be filling my maw with free sandwiches from the lunch buffet she's putting on.
I win, in the most minor way possible.
Did you just quote Peep Show?
Today is my b'day, so for the first time ever I've decided to take my b'day day off.
Not got much planned, probably just cut about and have a some
37, suppose it had to happen eventually! :(
Having a croissant and a spinach and berry smoothie- ying and yang.
I LOVE my new room in th weoffcie- it feels amazing. I'm so much happier :)
Going to be really busy this week, but doing really exciting stuff. I got what is maybe the best deal of the year in Scotland last year and looks like I might get the best one of 2015 too, wheee.
Had a driving lesson last night. 7 hours in and I think it's safe to say I am shit at driving.
Spent an hour in bed trying to think of the perfect excuse not to get up. I just have no energy at all at the minute.
in the lift i guess someone who was behind me in their car commented "that was close" and said he'd taken the license plate down and will mention it to the landlord of the business park to see if they know who it was. interesting.
not sure who hates cyclists more, bus drivers or taxi drivers?
adybongo replied really quickly.
Sorry. In answer: nah, the lineup ain't great it is.
Maybe today I'll be able to change the temperature in our shower for the first time in our eight months of tenancy...
what a fucking dream.
Got another freelance job making cushion covers. Yawn. There goes my weekend.
I can't come to the night ride thing you invited me to and I have to go to a 90th birthday party this weekend (!!!!!!!) but let's go cycling soon plz.
They do it every month so let's go next!
YOU TORY NARK
I'm still waiting to find out if I have to go to Bolton tomorrow. there are plusses and minuses to both outcomes.
Yesterday my new EU boss asked me why I was in the office because it was sunny, and as long as my work was getting done he didn't care where I was and that I should be at the beach. I don't know if he is testing me.
Off to see Joyce Manor tonight. Only thing getting me through work to be honest.
You have to go to Bolton, right?
I think I might do, with work, however, I still haven't heard back from the person I'm meeting, so it may not be happening, in which case no.
Bolton is shit
I'd just be at the stadium anyway. I still haven't heard anything though
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE ONE MORE DOOR
my tan lines are coming along nicely, pretty solid marks on my neck and arms.
Also, it's my Friday today. Suckaaaaaaas
Was fun. Crowd seemed a bit sedate and could've done with less new album stuff but still enjoyable.
So fu kin hungover
in need a cuddle and in too much pain to even think about doing anything else today