A 1 week to the election Pervsday special.
1. You must shag one, marry another one and kill the other. You cannot pussayyy out by saying you wouldn't shag any of them or that you want to kill all of them.
2. Feel free to be as graphic as you want.
3. That's it.
FIRST UP, the obvious one: Dave Cameron, Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg