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Not got a nail brush either
or mask it with something worse.
does the trick
I don't think it's that bad tbh, but this does help, also if you have steel/metal taps, rub the tap as you wash your hands.
and then run both under cold water
it's scientifically impossible to stop smelling your fingers.
also bad is if you get butter on your fingers and then dont wash them properly and a few hours later it's really really rancid
and you're eating your bread and butter and a tiny bit gets on your hands and you wipe you hands on your napkin and get on with enjoying the company of other people instead of being a cunt
well I never.
Better to just spag into your hands and run them on your socks
but I went to a restaurant a couple of weeks back and ate lobster and garlic butter (heaps of the stuff) and a couple of hours later I was convinced I could smell weird poo. I thought it was on the tube but then it followed me all the way home. I washed my face before I went to bed and the smell disappeared. You know what it was? It was all the butter that had been smeared in my moustache while eating the lobster. So I'm in agreement - two or three hour old butter is rancid.
ya grotty bastard
then all the next day al was complaining about the house smelling of shit
...do you not know how to wash your hands?
When I worked for the NHS our Uni based surgery all had to undergo some 'washing your hands' training with one of the Practice Nurses. Scrub 'em good then hold them up to a pink light, assess the results. She told me that in all her years of nursing she'd never seen anybody who washed their hands as badly as me.
I've not got a nail brush YOU FUCKING IDIOT