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Pretty plentiful between anus and baw bag. My cheeks are hair free luckily. No downy fluff to be seen.
moderate to good
so pretty much hair free. bd
(regrown enough that I've stopped scaring myself with the triumphant volume of my own farts)
It was really lovely actually. Hoping to go for a whole day at some point soon, felt a little bit rushed even though I had over 4 hours.
or is this a DIY jobby?
Don't want to ruin a perfectly good mirror mid-squat.
back, cheeks, crack, undercarriage. Sack/front is unnecessary
She's very lovely, and good. Also quite chatty, nothing quite like being asked about your job while naked, on all fours with someone putting hot wax on your ringpiece with a spatula.
She asks if I want my phone to help distract sometimes. Used that moment to take probably my favourite selfie ever.
and I didn't think any DiSers were ready for it. Or did I? Fidel, Xylo, Chintz - can you confirm?
because it's so on-brand
1. ask me about my relationship with my father
2. Tell me I looked like a guy called Gary from Miranda.
The latter one made me laugh as she was staring right at my Gary at the time and I then had to awkwardly explain why it was funny and the whole South Park episode.
and floss etc.
Well when you get this done how do you ensure that your bum'ole don't stink of faeces?
(why anyone would do this is beyond me but then my ring is non-shrubland)
and I tend to shower before I go anyway.
bunger wouldn't whiff to high heaven when exposed, spread and puckered. Maybe you just haven't thought of it and this woman inanely chats to distract her from the stench?
and I also don't penetrate it to wash it.
as well as you missing the whole: 'and I tend to shower before I go anyway.'
can any of us really say they are surprised?
do you penetrate your ring when you clean your bum in the shower?
do you mean "when" or "in order to"?
sniffing each others naked arseholes in a car park like a pair of stray dogs
do you digitise your sphincter with soap?
but yes, around it - I tend to clean my whole body in the shower, not just some of it.
I touch my hole with soap but I don't penetrate like get a soapy finger and whack it up there. I also don't clean under my eye lids and tend to leave my kidneys alone too.
'I touch my hole with soap'
Just so great.
has had me choking with laughter at my desk.
Well done you filthy animals.
actual tears in the office
wet bum wipes really do prove their worth.
I have had a semi before. It's pretty awkward. But no more awkward than being on all fours, naked, with your ass spread wide while someone fumbles about trying to put in and then pull off a layer of hot wax.
Easily managed with less painful methods.
razor & clippers?
like, straight ones who are older than 16 i mean.
I'm sure they're probably more turned off by all the spots in your case. x
that you have a spotty bum, is hardly saying you aren't fit!
not in the 'rimjob' sense. Although waxing is very good for that.
on the middle of one cheek =')
that s_h was taking issue with
was tongue in cheek. There is seriously way worse said on this site every day :D
just saying how this could be misinterpreted.
as if i was actually insulted
I tried giving it a trim which was a harrowing experience, then it just grew back all spiky and made my arse itch.
Why do humans have such terrible arseholes? Hairy animals can snip one off without any issues, but we have to scrape it all out of our nipsies.
hairier literally everywhere on their body, and then have exposed hairless bums? Where is the justice.
i am constantly marveled by how well my dog shits
A lot of them are caked in shit.
They're just not as fussy when it comes to the act of lurve.
Thanks for asking though.
And I've got evidence.
What a mistake that would've been.
It makes me wonder how I keep from going under