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Guys, why is everyone discussing the election when we could be doing dog puns??
"Police follow leads as dog 'takes control of tractor' and drives it on to motorway"
I see what they did there.
Tony T wrote: "Police investigating, so far no leads," while Beverley Friend added: "This is barking."
is an absolute Don
nicked a mini basketball and hid under a trampoline in a garden. later, he sat in my neighbours front lawn chewing the ball and rolled on the grass as i tried to coax him back.
he didn't drive a tractor though, so swings and roundabouts
my dog has recently becoming a fan of having his lead attached to the roundabout in the kids play park behind our house and strolling round in a circle for about 15 minutes
'Michelle Muirhead asked: "Will the dog have points on his licence? Was he breathalysed? Did police arrest him?"'
Yeah, good one, Michelle Muirhead.
Take her vote away and give it to the dog.
sorry I missed this!
killing a young family.
That would have been horrible.
yet still tinged with hilarity