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Fuck off wasprill, it's only april!
Grab the printer on the way out
Cower under a desk.
That's an excuse to go home I reckon. Worst thing about summer = wasps (midges in the highlands are perhaps more of a problem).
THing I loved about last summer was how there seemed to be so few wasps!!
by unseasonal good weather in feb/ march, which brought those saucy queenies out of hibernation too early (THE FOOLS!!!) and then when the temp dropped again before finally real spring arrived, a huge number of them perished. I can't pretend to be sad. I am terrified of them.
bird > baby > ex-colleague > wasp
(just ahead of bird)
But oh no, the tabarded wankers will choose some day in November.
I don't want to get all Shania Twain about it but I'm not best pleased about it.
makes an appearance the fly-spray just goes EVERYWHERE. Stinkin, and can't really breathe with that stuff around. Far worse than Mr Fly, in all honesty.
And were surprised when about ONE MILLION BEES now swarm the patio :(
Is there a widely acknowledged way to deal with wasps if they get into your house? I like having the windows wide open in summer, but last year a wasp flew in and I didn't use the front room until I was sure it had died (December).
is with a bigger wasp
so in theory no wasp can gete in - which is great as i am allergic to wasp stings
but on the other hand if we didnt and one got in could i realistically be allowed to leave the office on fear of death?