I do like the odd Champions League season where the English teams are all out by the time we get to the fun stages, and can relax to enjoy some continental clashes instead. Tonight it's:
Atletico vs Real
Juve vs Monaco
Atletico have had the upper hand against Real all season, and are tipped (expected?) to do the business tonight:
Either way, should be a proper tasty tie. Not sure what to expect with Juve vs Monaco. Juve slipped up against bankrupt Parma at the weekend, and Monaco have generally been pretty sound defensively all season, so expect it to be a bit dull, in all honesty.
Also, there's something else about Raheem Sterling taking ALL THE DRUGS. But can only assume it's bollocks and he just did that thing with a balloon to make your voice sound all high pitched. It's basically the football media bollocks equivalent of Madonna kissing Drake, right?