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if he was only allowed to use his left hand?
Please propose other sporting puzzlers below.
but yeah i'd definitely beat him
It's a no either way, obviously.
Yeah, I reckon he'd be pretty messy (LOL!) after that.
if you haven't jizzed for two weeks and Mornie had one yesterday?
Well fuck you!
I'm not usually one for distance, but I reckon with the parameters you've given, his sporting prowess wouldn't come (LOL!) into play. I'd win.
a) the under-12s Barcelona youth team
b) the 1974 world cup winning Germany team, all at their current ages
in the future on moron mountain
Probably not, in either case.
would you beat him in 1-on-1
if they're over 5'10" or so then no chance
If it was Danny DeVito he'd probably win
I don't think the six inches difference between us would really slow him down.
I'm 5'8" ish so would at least be interesting
Score at least one pen in 10 attempts against Buffon?
Knockdown Mayweather if you had one free punch?
most people who play a bit of football/can kick quite hard. Wouldn;t back myself to score more than 3 or 4 though
My brother in law is a pro-golfer and he's left handed. Because he does a lot of teaching he can play a round to a high level right-handed (easier to demonstrate to right-handed players).
I'm pretty sure someone like Tiger has hit a few balls left-handed and therefore would trounce me. Even if his driving and long-irons were poor, his approach play and putting would be phenomenal.
I still think he'd win, but it cut his drives right down.
I could beat him with him playing right handed and me using a pool cue.
do you reckon you beat Mo Farah over 5,000m
Could you beat Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson in an arm wrestle? Let's say best of three?