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That is the big three.
for me Clive.
Perhaps my boyfriend, though I don't recall.
six if you include her fat snatch cheeks
I will for any future calculations
Partner, both kids.
Actually kissed my younger son about 30 times today at least. I'm such a softie.
definitely kissed him a bunch of times. Does that count?
he doesn't really count, he's just responding to human prompting.
it is a very good trick though.
a peck on the vagina
probably too. and this is just between us. probably the bumhole too - the old anus
i kissed my nanna on the cheek and a dog was at hers and kissed my hands all over
it was a bichon frise
don't tell fidel cause he hates the buggers
But I find it impossible to hate any dog
my grandad's cut a hole in the fence and put a bolt and hinge on it so the dog from nextdoor (a border lakeland cross) can get into their back yard and play with the bichon when they dog sit (four days a week). outstanding work.
London was a complete dick, Rugby was alright, Bojangles died pretty early on.
1 cat (male)
So all humans I have had physical contact with today have been kissed.
t/v, mother, grandmother
Not touched another human today thus far.
Will kiss my daughter later when she presents the top of her head for said greeting/goodbye.
or an awkward air kiss with someone or something?
fingers went on autopilot. you dickhead.
alright a contact cheek kiss like with your mate's girlfriend that you don't like and hang back from kissing and then have to do it anyway or your mother-in-law or some shite like that isn't it not is it?
its proper gross. Like whiskers piercing my skin gross
So my last one was a drunken snog outside a shit nightclub a year and a half ago.
a friend has recently gone all continental on me and kisses me on the cheek every time we meet up for a drink.
Not sure how I feel about this.
Trying to think have I hugged anyone. Probably not.
Eh, not too worried here.
But as the only people I've spoken to today are work colleagues, the guy in the newsagents, the ticket collector on the train, and my housemate's gf, that's probably just as well.
properly, anyway. I'd like to.
gerbils: 3. when they sit on my shoulder i kiss their backs and they have this lovely warm homely smell t come out much but the other three have all been on my shoulder this evening and had a BIG KISS.
approximately 46 hours until my next human kiss. cannae wait.
bit in the middle should be: "homely smell
"...unfortunately one of them doesn't come out much..."
please don't eat it again...
bottom fondled: 1
poked in the genitals with a ruler: 1
touched on any part of their body: 40
Thus ending my 19 month kiss-less streak.
Not a sentence I ever expected to type.