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I'm aiming for:
. Having a fit body
. Release two more albums
. Rent somewhere
. Have sex again
grow a badass goatee
write a book
do drugs with Danny Brown
become the ruthless dictator of a small South American country
punch David Cameron in the nose
do more than 4 pull ups
except possibly the pull ups one
I'd end up passing because I have no tolerance for that kind of thing but I bet it'd be great fun.
But I feel like some interesting stuff could still fall in my lap.
scratch your head
think about how fucking massive the universe is
think 'huh this is pretty weird eh'
pat a dog on the head
close your eyes
- conquer the known world
- win 15 World Matchplay Darts tournaments
- drink a pint of beer standing on your head
- have a letter published in The Times newspaper
leave bammo's head alone.
have a vinyl collection
see Verity again
I managed that so maybe
Play more music.
Have more sex.
My goals are very achievable.
so I can make a joke about dots' ma
You can achieve dot's ma
Go to another country
own a house
be comfortable and stop punishing myself for being happy
learn an instrument
Old cunt (of a) dad?
visit 100 countries, write something good and get it published, get a job i actually like
before I die
and play loads of Dark Souls
thought long and hard, genuinely can't think of anything I would like to achieve that I think I could