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I reckon I could piss acting. TV, Movies, Theatre. Just got a feeling I'd be really good.
Get a roland td-1 electronic kit dead cheap and small
Acting - join a local theatre.
Drumming - get a drum kit.
I don't want to act in some provincial small time no mark theatre. I want, nay need, to be fast-tracked to the big time. I'm GOOD. I would imagine.
Probably have to be a "character" actor though.
if a director saw me on the street and decided to cast me for no reason, I could be really critically acclaimed and then get really shit and then do something absolutely brilliant when I'm old
I'd need some instructions but I've got a good steady hand.
nah just kidding, don't hit me pls
Solid job/pay for 4 years, can't really get fired unless you get caught taking drugs/shagging about/beating someone up.
All those sports that have a high financial barrier to entry and are only dominated by really posh people, eg sailing, powerboat racing.
I'm dying inside and then wouldn't be able to get in the zone.
I don't think my lack of concentration or desperately unorganised would get in the way one jot.
what chance do mortals have?
being a high class escort
Crufts judge would be well easy- I'm pretty sure they just give it a token few minutes looking at each of the dogs trying to look like theyre concentrating, when they're actually just mentally cashing the NEC cheque. Occasionally they touch one of the dogs genitals to look like they're a professional. What a ridiculous job.
being a high class escort would be well easy - I'm pretty sure they just give it a token few minutes... etc
Wear a wig, put on some slap, make some catty remarks. I'd smash it
i think most of it is just doing weights and listening to kid rock
like touring cars or bangers or something
not F1 shit
"oh you need to take into account wind direction and speed and distance..."
Do you fuck. Aim. BANG.
they're so far away that you could just not but then say you did
from the voice going HEADSHOT
Like QI or something.
and being a lawyer or judge
providing I can pick my own music
if I wasn't so terrified of the idea