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Celeb or real-life
it was the second i knew you worked for marks and spencer
and got 2x Black IPA and 1x vintage cider. Thew them into total disarray, made the 3 for £6 deal collapse and a huge queue form behind me.
which I always notice
wouldn't say it's a crush though
It's never intentional and I don't know why it happens.
yank. very dry. very funny.
not of events.
all of them
so many nice bums moving around on the machines. wibbling and wobbling away
Person from the pub I go to. In a weird limbo of stranger and acquaintance as my friend befriended her so she came over to chat quite a lot but I'm too inept to have really talked to her myself, but yeah really endearing mix of sweet and outspoken. She doesn't work there any more and it was a totally unrealistic crush on every level, but it was nice to just like someone for awhile.
Looks a bit like a sensible version of the black-haired one with glasses from Orange Is The New Black.
still can't get over how outrageously pretty he is
also like three people at work that i never speak to
And wouldve shagged, and they definitely wouldve welcomed me flirting with them a bit judging by the looks they give and stuff. But i can never be arsed. Why is that? I just don't know.
I'm willing to experience watercooler awks after so I stick with the never poke the payroll rule.
and not worth the sheer amount of awkward effort and forced small talk that you'd have to go through before even getting close to the possibility of a shag
I've watched 50SoG 5 times so far :(
even if it makes me feel remarkably shallow given what she's been through.
and whenever Amanda Crew is on screen it's like "aaaaahh she looks nice"
in The Americans.
this is even considering the risk that I could get assassinated at any point
let me check the nice arse thread
also a person at work who I've probably spoken to about three times during the 6 months I've been on this floor.
A proper muscle Mary started chatting me up in the gym earlier, which is odd since I look like I go to the gym throughout January and then binge eat for the other 11 months.
Big arms and tiny legs.
New receptionist at work is a stone cold middle eastern killer who is clearly charmed by my immigrant status (less boring)
it is a bit boring, at this point in time, I have to say
is totally dreamy, I've fancied her for ages, but only just known her name, shes in loads of things....nathan barley, FM, teachers
I loved that show.
so so much
who was briefly in Girls this season. wow!
Quite Sharleen Spiteri-ey.
i went to a screening where she did a q&a and oh man
she's done one other movie Appropriate Behavior (which I've not seen) -
But there was a man on the underground earlier and he looked amazing in this kind of vintage-y suit with all the bits and socks and brogues and I did think he looked very nice. I think he sort of gave me a look too as I was wearing a 1960s coat and stuff.
rubbish name, beautiful man
i just know his name cos he follows/retweets my novelty twitter account.
but now you have to share your novelty twitter account
isn't it absurd, in this day and age, that the word blog is still a thing???
the Wild Tales side ad is giving me the eye
I think I made it awkward
Molly Rankin (singer from Alvvays)
THIS MAN WHO IS HE
Ring a ding dong.
He was Mitchell in Being Human and a dwarf in The Hobbit.
feek like people being attractive is none of my business anymore, so I've just stopped having crushes.
This is what I am aiming for, my brain won't listen
Yeah my brain just doesn't even bother anymore
Those are like quotas - if the existing workplace crush was to emigrate or something, someone else at work would have to step up.
All the time. It never stops.
where like they'd be at the forefront of my thoughts all day, and any interaction with them would be analysed and dissected in my head and it was all very exciting.
That never happens anymore. I just think people are fit sometimes and that's where it ends. I take it that's normal? Quite bleak.
we've learned how to objectify people