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Showing far *far* too much cleavage today.
So no hairy bum cleavage on display today, I'm afraid.
...as opposed to the standard 2
I trust you did it up?
And 70s DJ.
I think there was a small amount of chest hair showing.
Sensational amount of forearm on display right now.
It's obvious enough anyway that I've never ironed my shirts, but rolling the sleeves up makes it ever so slightly less obvious.
Unironed shirt = schlub
Unironed shirt + rolled-up sleeves = man of action
iron yer fucking shirts! :)
shameless bulge action
I'm limping and I've noticed my hair is thinning badly up front.
I'm looking ripped but I'd have to take off my shirt for that though.
fully anticipate waling back into the office with my cock still hanging out later
(mainly cos i'm at home and still in my pyjamas at the mo.)
(UPON A TIME!
I COULD CONTROL MAAAHHHSEELLLFFFF)
big pressure at work this morning means I deserve it extra more
dont know why tho. I have an extremely figure hugging dress on. My tits look huge (they are)
Not sure if you ever solved this, but...
Luckily I am secluded away. The cleaner might get a bit of a shock/treat later though ;-)
Showed waaay too much bare leg above the sock
Hairy bald men for the win.
we should have a thread of things that WD-40 will SORT.
(is that filthy enough?)
thanks all, I needed that.
Asking for a friend.
I hope my date is ready.
You ask a lot of your dates.
*ready to be massively entertained by
after I've had like my 9th pint and Rob puts on Linkin Park or something
by pub 2, I'd had five.
this doesn't bode well.
(I just realised I haven't decided what to wear yet. OMG.)
I am ready for my checked Vans slip-ons to get destroyed.
so scooped it out, smeared it over my tits and jizzed against the wall.
This is not filth related but boob related.
and you being there, I am reminded of the portrait you once drew.
Im now arranging somewhere to stay Saturday completely unrelated see you then mate
Can you ACTUALLY come though please?
to not say anything, for a change.
Which will be, I imagine, a welcome relief for many.
You dirty bastard.
journey through the beautiful Swiss scenery.
I'm about to arrive in Milan, so I'll get to my hotel room and get ready for a good ol bit of onanism though.
they're pretty disgusting. maybe I'll try and sell them on the internet.