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I mean yes
Obviously I am worried about this cos of my age, but I have been like this for quite a while now......I think.
THE ONE YOU TOLD ME TO START
you filthy, filthy girl.
Can I self nominate?
Still banged her so jokes on her.
maybe balonz did too?
the man hates him!
MARLON: Roscoe! Roscoe! Roscoe Z. Rockefeller!
ROSCOE: Hang ye on, old buddy old pal. I was doing yoga.
(ROSCOE gets off his yoga bike and hands his special yoga cap to MARLON, who proceeds to put it back in its special containment unit)
ROSCOE: Ask away
(MARLON throws his axe out of the window, and looks expectantly up at the sky, quickly becoming dismayed)
MARLON: It didn't fly away
MARLON: OH! I thought you said AXE AWAY
ROSCOE: Ha. ha. a
MARLON: Right well I was wond'ring... do we count as DiSers
ROSCOE: Hmm. It is a complex question, and one coincidentally that they are discussing for some reason on Newsnight Review
MARLON: But there is no Newsnight Review anymore
ROSCOE: Shh. Let's put on the telly on
(switches the telly on, and the Newsnight Review theme plays -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo21bS7563E)
ALAIN DE BOTTOM: Hello welcome to the Newsnight Review. Nice to see you to see you nice and today we have my philosophical friends in the studio, Larry Styles...
LARRY STYLES: A good evening, I should hope so!
ALAIN DE BOTTOM: And the Buggmeister himself, Jake Bugg
JAKE BUGG: Arigh pal
ALAIN DE BOTTOM: So the question we are discussing tonight is... are Roscoe and Marlon proper DiSers like Balonz and Sean and GASHWRECKER? We'll start with you, Jake.
JAKE BUGG: Well Alain me ole pal, I wanna start off sayin' that dere's no one's as much a DiSer as GASHWRECKER. I may wear cor blimey trousers, but I'm no ninny, mate, no ninny at all. Anyhoo, I personally feel that Roscoe and Marlon exist firmly outside of DiS -- else how could they satirise and criticise it as they do? These are outsiders looking in and noting the absurdities that we take for granted. They're not so much a distortin mirror on our society as one of them like iPad apps what shows everything normal but with all like poo on it and that
LARRY STYLES: (fanning himself with an old fashioned fan like as if one of the society ladies would use on a trip to the opera, a prestigious function, or the opening of a new MFI) Chortle! With all due respect, that's a blatant satchelful of flange and you know it! Roscoe and Marlon exist clearly within DiS; it is how they deconstruct the hyperspace of the online community, digging into its infrastructure... as if the core of the boards were a big machine and they were monkeys using their simian claws, crudely built stone hammers and their distinctive hands for feet to philander with the inner circuitry.
ALAIN DE BOTTOM: Very poetic, Larry
LARRY STYLES: Thank you Mr Bottom sir
JAKE BUGG: Worra swot you are
ALAIN DE BOTTOM: Now, now, let's not turn this into some kind of slanging match. Any implication of violent slanging and I'll have to cup mine ears and shut mine eyes... which will of course be bad for us all, as it will cause EVERY POSSBLE THING TO BE HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE UNTIL SUCH A TIME AS I, BY RETURNING MY SENSORIUM TO WHAT WE QUAINTLY CALL "THE MOMENT", SET THE WAVE FUNCTION OF THE UNIVERSE -- OR MY PERCEPTION OF'T -- BACK TO A LINEAR PROGRESSION THROUGH WHAT WE QUAINTLY CALL "TIME". O, how this universe we call our home is yet so beyond our feeble powers of comprehension
LARRY STYLES: Oh I brought in biscuits to share, Mr Bottom sir
JAKE BUGG: Cor blimey worra swot... but ey! These are double chockie Digestives! Nice one, pal
fucking towering motherfucker
zxcvbnm will be devastated the needy bastard
I'd like to nominate myself.
in a nice way
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