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Biggest disparity between noise made and charm/charisma to actually fucking back it up in the canine world
Fuck me the noise those little bastards make is unbelievable. The pups are actually very cute but the adult ones are just freaks. Was at the pet hospital last week & there was a woman there with a 13-year old one - blind, no teeth, looked like something out of a science fiction film. Terrifying.
having to take their awful wives'/girlfriends' dogs out with them (papillon, pugs, chihuahua, whatever other over engineered clothed pricks they have). Especially if there are a couple of them trying to keep up their levels of machismo with one of those poncey pooches on the end of a lead. Loads of them in Windsor Great Park yesterday. I saw a chihuahua with a hoodie on that said "Thug" on it.
I thought you were over this sort of casual sexism.
No thank you very much, I'm too good for that!
They're just totally shit, and there's nothing they can do about it. They're entirely a product of human stupidity.
and still rock it and look hard, you know they are fucking hard.
How I didn't laugh out loud at that is beyond me - funniest line I've read in a while.
Papillions are among the better dogs according to this analysis:
(No idea what a papillion is mind you)
are my faves.
Nice work, Krufts.
All dogs are god's angels.
I love dogs, but hate shit dogs.
my pugs would have your dick off in seconds, if only they could find it :)
but I like this answer.
They're very well mannered and are great with kids
looks like teen wolfs dad
You've posted a picture of a crap one to be fair
but they are stupid
that is some top notch jembling.
bit curlier? look like creepy toy dogs
theres two types of bichons: one with weird creepy faces and one with cute teddy faces. she's one of the latter.
being cool as fuck https://instagram.com/p/0i-_b7lnEU/?taken-by=sheeldz
Mine on the other hand is a stupid twat
and are really dangerous and unhinged.
Proper little fucking cunts. They think they're in charge of the entire world.
but mongrel dogs seem to be pretty rare. I'd have thought they've got to be the best dogs.
Dogs are always being watched.
Met a dog the other day whose dad was a German Shepherd & whose mum was a Labrador/Newfoundland cross
Absolutely awesome bastard it was, totally amazing
I thought they tend to live longer and be more intelligent dogs. Admittedly you are sort of throwing the dice every time but it seems odd there isn't a market.
also this maltese papillion mix
Island of Dr Moreau
or the fact that there's a community of people out there for whom this represents the apex of canine evolution
It even has the word poo in it.
that's some next level lunacy
It's always there.
Poodles are great. My parents have a miniature black poodle, he's smallish but not tiny, about the size of a small schnauzer, and he barks properly (i.e. doesn't yap). They don't give him a daft haircut, he's just sort of shaggy all over like a little black mop. Ultra smart, playful & affectionate, very ballsy around larger dogs and I've seen him send a German shepherd packing.
Loves: going for walks, his chew toy collection, finding stuff that you've hidden from him.
Hates: wasps, pugs.
And not to be underestimated- they have big personalities! There is one that lives nearby, who interestingly really can't stand one of our pugs.
Just in a half-hearted way, sometimes he starts barking but he'll stop if you tell him to shut up. EXCEPT when this neighbour lady comes past walking her pug. Charlie goes fucking apeshit, just running from window to window and barking hysterically, won't stop until lady & pug are well out of sight. He also does it when she drives past, in fact just the sight of her car with nobody in it (i.e. if we're out walking him) will set him off.
I think he's just responding to the laws of natural selection, I mean if civilisation collapsed overnight and we suddenly woke up in a state of raw nature, pugs would last until about mid-afternoon.
All agreed? Cheers
Belgian Shepherds a close second. Smelly aggo bastards.
like a Poodle gone anime.
parents used to have one with hair and it was an amazing dog.
it was a shit zoo
as in IN THE SHITTER
you can all see why it's funny right
wish it was acceptable to have otter pets
you might burn your hands!!!!!!11111!