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How is it possible to be that good looking
get around the negotiation table and have a baby with a perfect Little Mix of genes
he's clearly not cut out for that kind of level of public scrutiny.
they'll struggle without his upper register though- wonder if they'll paly certain songs in a lower key now.
I am *literally* going to lose sleep about this
this is almost as bad as when The Wanted broke up :(
Oh, Nathan <3
Never understood the fuss with Harry frankly but this one is a good looking lad.
but Harry is nigh on identical to young Sam Allardyce.
Remember when Simon first put them together and he couldn't be arsed with the dancing and stuff
Let the poor lad go
Actually would've put money on Liam leaving first - he always looked a bit 'how on earth did I end up in a boy-band'.
Why am I commenting on One Direction?
Most meta headfuck moment in boyband history
Nah, Liam knows he the jammiest cunt in the land: incredibly plain looking and not charismatic whatsoever. He's also a bit of a dick via social media- just today he caused outrage amongst the fans by covering Zayn's face in a poster.
why couldn't you have taken Loius instead!?
my dad's just been going on about how he was the best one so the bands going to fall apart
didn't know he was so emotionally involved in one direction
After five incredible years Zayn Malik has decided to leave One
Direction. Niall, Harry, Liam and Louis will continue as a four-piece and look forward to the forthcoming concerts of their world tour and
recording their fifth album, due to be released later this year.
Zayn says: "My life with One Direction has been more than I could ever have imagined. But, after five years, I feel like it is now the right time for me to leave the band. I'd like to apologise to the fans if I've let anyone down, but I have to do what feels right in my heart. I am leaving because I want to be a normal 22-year-old who is able to relax and have some private time out of the spotlight. I know I have four friends for life in Louis, Liam, Harry and Niall. I know they will continue to be the best band in the world."
One Direction say: "We're really sad to see Zayn go, but we totally
respect his decision and send him all our love for the future. The past five years have been beyond amazing, we've gone through so much together, so we will always be friends. The four of us will now continue. We're looking forward to recording the new album and seeing all the fans on the next stage of the world tour."
Simon Cowell says: "I would like to say thank you to Zayn for everything he has done for One Direction. Since I first met Zayn in 2010, I have grown very, very fond - and immensely proud - of him. I have seen him grow in confidence and I am truly sorry to see him leave. As for One Direction, fans can rest assured that Niall, Liam, Harry and Louis are hugely excited about the future of the band."
For him to be truly handsome
Why the fuck are we talking about 1D on DiS!?
Not sure what song it's for, think they might be in a restaurant? ANYWAY, his hair in that is almost supernaturally good.
Apparently this is such huge news that even people spelling it wrong have managed to trend.
no-one can #ReplaceZayn but if 1D needs me to fill in while Zayn takes care of some business I can probably find some time
wait hold up it turns Zayn has actually left One Direction this totally sucks for real. respect to the Directioners in this dark hour
I'm serious too, it sucks when your favorite band loses a member and everybody who likes music can relate so show love to Directioners today.
https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/580785772854415360 [nice 'go fuck yourself with a cactus' response from a Directioner too]
JD or the Directioner?
JD's not taking the piss, if that's what you mean. As far as I can tell, anyway.
makes an ill-advised joke connecting Zayn and ISIS in some really tenuous way (assuming it hasn't already happened)?
LARRY STYLES: We are now down to the last two in the heats for who is going to be his replacement in the band.
JEREMY CLARKSON: I hope it's me. Not that the Cantonese liberal BBC will let someone as outsider as me do it, I'll have to form my own rebellious boy band with David Cameron and Rupert Murdoch and we'll ride around on motorbikes quite loudly at past half past ten. Smashing the establishment, i.e. ourselves.
HIDEO KOJIMA: Well I personally would like it to be me. I've got some new lyrics I've asked Larry Styles and the rest of the band to check out.
LARRY STYLES: Bad news! While one of the other ones in the band was picking up your lyrics for the first verse of that new song you wrote they instantly died of a hernia they instantly developed
HIDEO KOJIMA: Because I am renowned for long cut-scenes and dialogue and that
LARRY STYLES: And now the other ones have empathised with Jeremy Clarkson as well and think that, because they are some of the biggest celebrities in the world, they are radical outsider and have as a result decided to go on the lamb, which they didn't understand and have ended up annoying a farmer by breaking the backs of many small lambs and the farmer shot us all
SUDA51: With all due respect to all my mates here this was terrible
very obscure comedy there mute, nice