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Before it came to someone's attention? I reckon three days for me.
Just trying to give this board a boost
i've been dead for fucking ages and nobody has noticed!
You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Right now - if I was to keel over then I'd hope my colleagues might notice.
During the night - if I was to die within a few minutes of going to sleep then it'd be maybe 7 hours til mrs ccb twigged.
So yeah - between 30 seconds and 7 hours.
And realised once it happens: it's FOREVER :(
I'm going to be a dog, but a good dog with a good life. A farm dog, ideally. Can't bloody wait mate
They just seem so content and not in need of anything.
Or maybe a tree in Dulwich.
Or Cthulu. I'd like to be Cthulu.
Cat's a great shout. My old personal cat (yeah) now my family cat moved to farm life recently and bloody loves it. Sometimes she'll just sleep in a barn and not come home for the night, like it ain't no thang
Same as shotgun rules, you have to be able to actually SEE Cthulhu before you can baggsy Cthulhu. Fuck sake
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience."
- Marilyn Monroe
Like, if it was night time- all night. But past 10, people would be like OH FUCK MAN WHAT'S HAPPENED TO LAUREN OH SHIIIIIT
Like this week - "Hey Nick you been out?"
Yes, for three days
It just means I talk too much to be fair.
But P would definitely be on it within minutes.
What are you going to do? Are you looking for a new place?
Also pretty sure P has a heart monitor for you in her room, s'all good
You've got this. I believe in you.
Where are you anyway? Near the old dairy? Let's go for a pint.
I'm not sure- I might be day camping (don't ask because it's not interesting) What time does shit go off? I've not been to one
(3.30pm kick off, going on until there's one person left, usually midnight)
My battery went a few weeks ago and my housemate was worried after a few unanswered texts.
the other half gets up a lot in the night and I usually snore like a bastard. She'd probably just go back to sleep and relish the peace but she would at least be aware that I had expired.
My big laddie is usually awake before me. and if he was out of town or whatever, my boss would be on the phone to me at about 11am telling me to move my arse (because I went through a phase, when I was living alone last year, of just switching off my alarm and going back to sleep, and therefore not making it into the office till about 11.30am, hahaha.)
I reckon I could go a week before people started asking questions.
That's quite sad really :(
so many people AT ME day and night
my housemates would probably i was away somewhere. work would try calling my mobile if i didn't come in on saturday, if they couldn't get hold of me they might ring my mum, who would try and ring me too. maybe the endless ringing would eventually convince someone to go into my room and find my phone (AND CORPSE)
In bed alone on a Thursday night, could be til the Tuesday before people kick up a fuss (figure Friday people are distracted & might think I've gone away for the weekend, Monday people don't give a shit).
In bed mid-coitus, it could be as little as half an hour.