JAPES (or rather "japes"_ seems to be missing in action, having being absorbed by whichever ghoulish circle of hell (or "Texas" as I like to call it) that he has found himself deployed to this month. Come back japes. I miss drinking buckfast with you.)
Who else? has anybody seen balonx?
KIK only seems to come on at night now, must have been a shift changeover at the old paper factory or city must be doing badly, it's a shame.
WHO ELSE? Fidel has been conspicuous by his silence today, or maybe he's just flown beneath my radar.
WHO ELSE? Let's "Circle-Jerk" (I still don't quite know what this means, or rather, I think I do, I just don't understand why).