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(Correctly) preferring ripe bananas to green ones.
Always knew there was something a bit off about you. It all makes sense now.
I like them nawmol, just yellow with no brown or green and still relatively firm
but I don't mind if you like them brown and mushy, I still like you
Stop using my lab girlfriend's pet name for me. That's personal.
and the jugs have to be very firm
and aware that it's irrational
I like people who look a little bit miserable
Like a cute mild ocd
And able to drop quotes into conversation (usually involves swearing)
all sniffly with a bright red nose, wrapped up in a scarf, looking a bit forlorn OH GOD LET ME CUDDLE YOU
I know......I know.
I was going to go for 'girlfriend in a converse' but it didn't quite work
even ones I find utterly bewildering and could never share.
I'm sure they're a right crack bit it does take a while to get over the shock
People who look a bit sad on buses
People walking around real shops (DIY/hardware stores/garden centres etc) with no intention of buying anything, just looking at whats there
People sitting on a park bench alone eating a chocolate bar
People who are wearing something quirky (like a fox pattern scarf) or ostentatious, and looking really self concious about it