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Great bridesmaid dresses for any DiSers unwisely getting married soon.
this again (Id forgotten ever posting it before)
Just my knees. It's weird.
I don't tell you how to do your job.
Alcohol only seems to work as an aphrodisiac the next day, it seems.
I think it's because my body feels close to death and it's some primal urge to spread my DNA before I expire.
probably temporary gout or something. I used to think it was all the dancing or jumping about, but it is even when we have a relaxed piss up.
should play a game of tetris with each other
What's the skinny?
it's an amusing video of a chubby sign language translator doing a full on dance while signing the Swedish entry.
It's one of those "you need a heart of stone not to be entertained" kind of things.
Royter to thread!
no chain yanking here, sapsterooni.
Is really good.
When I'm obviously just going to run out the clock and leave at bang on five.
Really need a new job.
I didn't get the job :'(
Mine went alright. They're interviewing more people this week though and my background is a bit different to what they were initially looking for so I don't think I'll get it. But I'll hear next week.
Got something else in the pipeline too.
Are you taking over your former client's business?
And also not to go too much in to it in public but this person wants to change the name of the company before selling it on...long story! But it's taking it's time.
Still bored though.
I'm in agony after Sunday.
harden the tips of those fingers
Just not twelve hours non stop.
when you walk in front of the yellow line on the underground? Like, 'yea I'm a Londoner I know how this shit works'.
and that they didn't understand smiles, but if they don't understand then why do they smile back?
My boyfriend gets annoyed at me, because he has this thing where he thingks that dogs are out to get him or soimethign, and I 'encourage them' with my 'looks' apparently. I love grinning at dogs in the street, and then they catch your eye and give you a goofy grin/ pant back. Love it, one of life's purest pleasures.
I would do it with dogs but I don't want their owners to think I'm a crazy person. I'm sure me grinning and staring at them is perfectly appropriate.
can't take their bra off without getting the hook bit at the back and reversing it around in eye view to unhook it?
Can't zip up their dress at the back so you wear your coat to the pub and then get a girl to do it up in the toilets?
sometimes notice in the gym that someone isn't wearing socks and think 'oh they must have really sweaty trainers?'
It's making me really restless.
I work in an office - does this just mean I need to walk around a bit more at work...?
That compromised your political and social principles but was a stepping stone in the right sector would you?
that was addressed to Mr XXXXX XXXXXXX.
Lot of confidence in their Personnel department already.
Haven't bothered listening to this.
I find sitting on a chair hard enough (would obviously rather be flat out on floor at all times.)
Just thought you should know.
Knew you'd dig it.
first letters includes the message WTF?
Could be a coded message when combined with the months of the year.
What the fuck Jason.
Just need to work out which Jason it's referring to.
Pretty low, huh?
Tea + Curry spice x Milk = Chai
My poor boyfriend and my nana have to sit in a car with me for 3 hours this afternoon.
probably just ennui
hence the spelling, but aye pReTtY tRiPpY
I reckon not all of these are real.
and you inhale some of the pastry
this is worse than death
very painful if you inhale one but then quite exciting when it flies back up out of your lungs again.
Raccoon v Opossum
I asked the man at the back of the queue: "What are you queuing for?"
"The Maccabees," he said.
"Enjoy yourself," I said.
But I think I came across as sarcastic.
Never heard a note of their music, but they sound like Pigeon Detectives, right?
But is also far, far too ambiguous and glamorous not to be an Agatha Christie murder mystery???
On train tickets. Seems completely pointless to me, frankly (I'm currently on a train)
(f = facing, b = backwards)
as nobody's arsed to pick up the extremely dull patter