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Some of these numbers scared me a little bit...
spreadsheets of their tea-drinking habits.
I'm a disser aren't I?
(or more than two people, by all means)
Cheers saps <3
I am part of the unthinking mob.
Of course, were I to have a higher calling...
Did I say something really inappropriate about coving your face with genitals / being aroused by you crying once? I think I remember that.
I think you should find it and submit it to the Filth Thread.
yes I did. Good.
as I don't know the number off the top of my head, which I would say is a good thing.
the number has stayed the same since before I got married which is a long time ago.....and then it seemed like a spectacularly low number for someone of my sort and inclination.
Also surely it should be more embarrising to not remember/know.....what were you passed out on a pavement being shagged by unknowns? or have you really not given a shit about the people that you were with?
but it seems quite co-incidental that your post should occur after my post.
That's why I'm afraid I can't let you become a mod.
please tell me you're not.
Please dear gods of dis.....I don't mind not being a mod, just don't let zxcvbnm be one and me not
I'm slightly above all that if you know what I'm saying.
this is without foundation though.
Fidel does seem to like popping particularly at me (Im sure he does others too)
But I also notice a tendancy for umlaut_ampersand and even more blatently badmanreturns often jumping in and thissing fidel
I understand that one can focus on certain dissers, as we know, I tend to do that to you a bit, but that is born largely out of a vague and obscure affection....I also like dissers like Casseroles, because of the mystery. and PO because of the batshitness.
But I do get a feeling of taking it slightly personally because I suspect that it is....it may well be warranted, I do talk a load of old guff sometimes (*often)....but then I also do talk some sense sometimes, and in this thread, I have not warranted the fidel/badman/umlaut special attention.
1 this is probably worse than 0
would make a half-decent rugby team i reckon
but also less than the amount that would seem gross
I never learn
Used to regularly share a tent with 4 or 5 other lads.
That counts, right? That's what you're asking about?
So technically you're a virgin again.
All the people.
(Just for you, pnicks.)
All your Mums
apart from the artificial aspect of top trump type human nature.
But what is interesting is the differences in numbers claimed by each gender, I would like for a proper large survey to be done and then for the mathematics to be explained.
It may be due to there being men including their gay encounters and that men might have many more such encounters than women have gay encounters.
Or do men still exagerate figures upwards and women downwards? I thought that was a thing more of the past.
12 for salary over 4 years, but that's kinda amortised
and a bonus for every assist, so that's about...
so if my value goes up it could be just 10. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
your days as a teenage hand model?
you have to tell us.
there's probably a thread in that, but I'm not starting it.
GUYS. IS CCB CALLING ME A STRUMPET?
He's got your number
calculators don't have enough digits
I just said booty calls and I didn't enjoy it one bit
similar thing, but much more British I suppose
just cause, if your eyes aren't there...?
Very nearly, pal
not sure if nappies were definitely a part of it for her tho. people!
You're going to need to elaborate otherwise
Let's do this. I only have 7 mins left...
needles to say this brought her into contact with LARGE VOLUMES OF EXTREMELY PREDATORY MEN, who would have thought
I think this isn't THAT uncommon?
I think I maybe think too many things are quite normal.
but u could be right
are actually a lot more common than you'd think just people don't tend to talk about them much.
I missed this. And no - I'm not! I was talking in general terms :)
They all count.
I suppose I'm idly curious but nowhere near enough to be bothered with trying to remember/figure it out, it's not that important to me.
Guys stop shaming people that haven't had sex
urgh honestly can non-virgins stop talking as if they kno...oh wait
you self-righteous prick
Dw it was a joke. Cant believe you've forgotten THAT thread, you willy
*I* was in fact just making a joke. And you fell for it.
then that is very impressive.
- How long have you been together ?
- Five years, eight months, three days.
- That's what you said two days ago.
- Shit ! It's at times like this I wish I was telepathic, Don't you, Tim ? Oh, damn !
- Daisy and me have two anniversaries.
- Daisy takes it from when we kissed, I take it from the first time we were physically intimate.
- Oh, that's sweet ! Whose is it today ?
- It's Daisy's.
- So you had sex before you kissed ?
- Shit !
- Happy anniversary.
Oh no, three.
Creaky Barryknees and Dave Zexybum in: Never been this'd (PG-13)
like even if you don't know the exact number (i don't) surely you would have *some* idea?
30 years. There haven't been loads but I would really have to spend time remembering to come up with a definitive list.
gonna guess a million
Its more than I thought. No numbers as its a bit crass.
I calculated my drop off rate a month or two ago. My dates number is moderate to high (but not crazy, and spread over several years of very on-and-off perusing, sourced from online and nights out.) passionate kiss number is about half of the number of dates I've been on. A few more got a peck in but that doesn't count. Sex number is half of the passionate kiss number. I've been on a lot of dates so wanted to see how lucky people got.
is when people who have been in several long term relationships and people who have mainly just had one night stands or short affairs start talking about how many people they've slept with. And that's only one of the reasons why this kind of discussion is pretty pointless, obvs.
That a contextless number doesn't really mean a lot.