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for a university freshers week 'scavenger hunt' thing. No idea what happened to it, mind.
Never a pub though.
some townie guy behind me said "hur hur, what do you need those for?" and I said "sex, you'll never get any so there's no point explaining it"
then I had a fight. in the toilets. then I had to leave pretty quickly before it escalated.
some people's fight mode switches are so sensitive. what a dick.
never bought any from machine since, but only coincidentally, i wasn't scarred by this incident. in any way.
that's an incredibly quick irking
Did you smash his face into the urinal?
I suppose I would like to say that's how it went. I did kick him over towards them, but that's only because they were the other side of the room to the door.
we all know how real life fights go. not very elegant or heroic, especially in the relative confines of a toilet.
hot bodies writhing, dripping with piss
and then collected the numerous free condoms that fly out all over bathroom, thanking him on the way out
I was too drunk to operate the stupid machine properly and/or it genuinely jammed. Some hero saw me struggling, said "stand back, pal" and properly fucking booted the machine so hard a bunch of condom packets fell out of it.
He picked some up, handed me a fistful, said "g'wan yerself" and off I went.
up a girl at a bar but I was with my girlfriend at the time. It was my job to have condoms she didn't have any at her place. I forgot that day and so had to buy some from the machine in the toilets. It got all confusing reading the "pull knob, twist and release knob" instructions.
Good story, would read again.
touring gents toilets each night helping the drunk and horny get their rocks off.
Don't know if I've ever banged anyone with a vender johnny though. Must've done but I can't be sure.
You'd think these stories would easily tally wouldn't you?
but if needs be
& also gone to a pub specifically to purchase them
They are too rare if you ask me these days.
Really wish I'd bought a Travel Pussy from one of those vending machines in Germany.
was the thickness of a washing up glove, glowed well though
The mechanisms are intentionalky awful aren't they? One last puritanical warning from the powers that be.
my mate used to buy those lucky dip bags for bants every other week at the pub - sticky willy to fling in someones face, cock ring to leave on someones table when they go to the bar, glow in the dark condom