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I'm not in the remotest bit interested by the way.
Thanks for asking
there's an idea.
Only one disser is coming on the stag do, actually.
Not sure why Hatfood is being so slow to respond, come to think of it
Would you rub one out prior to the modelling? Wouldn't want any mishaps like that advert from the 90s would you?
at art college. Hated it.
This really shabby guy used to come in and do it for us. Once, he had to pose like a lion, and the floor was really cold so the lecturer took off his jacket and laid it on the floor for him to kneel on. Unfortunately he had a very slight... err... leak... so we had to watch drops of urine fall onto the jacket every couple of minutes.
He'd always do a handstand up against the wall to stretch. Pretty rank. The guy was about 50 and not in particularly great shape.
like, he didnt come naked did he.
Your lecturer was a mug m8
It's supposed to be quite hard work changing and holding poses. Bit easier if you're lying on a couch I guess.
Potentially would so long as the room wasn't too cold.
...after the model for the class that my girlfriend goes to pulled out last minute. They managed to find a replacement though, for which I felt both relieved and disappointed. Apparently the class struggles to find male models in general. Decent money for a couple of hours work though.
So why bother training for it?
I think she was called Paedoline
that an aspiring life model sent to our work. They are quite something.
if I was able to sit still for more than 5 minutes
bit too much of a fidget, unless you are allowed to go to sleep? happily do that
Just for photos though. Didn't have to sit around for hours. It was cold though. I think photos of me were featured in the artist's end-of-year exhibition but I can't remember clearly. All I know is I haven't seen them since.
Did you have to insert anything up your bottom in these pictures?
No bottom-stuffing though.
Was fine as there was only the photographer and me there. Small awkwardness when all of the girlfriend's family saw them once published, but yes, that is my penis...
Went to an exhibition to support a friend at uni. She had some drawings being displayed.
So I'm standing looking at the charcoal still life drawings and thinking that in some of the better ones the model looked somehow familiar. Then my mate Rob appears over my shoulder and says "HAHA YOU'RE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF MY COCK."
Not because I don't want people looking at me naked (i have a CRACKING bod FYI) but I couldn't sit still for long enough. Whenever I go to the class, my neck really hurts so god knows how the model doesn't ache.
i can't imagine a pose i would be comfortable in for more than 15 mins
and having been there I don't think I'd have a massive problem with modelling, once you're in there the atmosphere is very respectful. It does look like hard work and you can really tell the difference between the good ones and the less experienced ones, so my main concern would be coming up with, and holding, interesting poses rather than anything cock and ball related. In fact, seeing so much junk on a regular basis helps you be less judgemental physically and less hyper aware of your own junk. It demystifies it a bit. A significant number of our models tend to be middle aged guys with pot bellies, for whatever reason. TBH after a while it's not that compelling to draw.
and I was excellant at it, not minding adopting slightly more strenuous positions