Anyway, people who stand too close behind you in queues, get fucked!
I was in buying some water earlier at a garage and this guy stood behind me as was his right being next in the queue, but he was right fucking close, so i turned round and jokingly said 'you think you can stand any closer pal?!' he just stared back at me blankly till i shuffled a bit further forward, at which point he shuffled forward so he was at the same distance again. Thankfully at this point it was my turn to pay and didn't shuffle up as i went to pay. Anyway, people who eh?!