Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
a ^This thread!
However, I undermined my work by entitling my email "states and accommodation update" (rather than stats)
after saying 'i haven't had time to get thosee figures together yet'
'YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE THE FIGURES, AT ALL TIMES, THAT IS YOUR JOB'
i would hate to do what it is that all you figures people do
but only because Wednesday is always the crushingly dull day
"Because i give you my monthly projections and you add 20% and make that the target"
MD and Ops manager every fucking month
Here are February's figures, sorry for the delay
The data is available on demand in near real time, and updates on your KPIs are automatically pushed out to your email on a regular basis. Furthermore event driven updates are emailed to your smartphone when there is a notable change in the data.
It's 2015 not 1995.
I won't lie, performance acnd income are both well down month on month. But year on year we're ok. And in terms of financial year to date, we're at 278% of the KPI. So chill the fuck out, yeah?
I hope this is a joke thread.
but am delaying them to make myself seem more busy...
"I'm just finalising them at the moment, but i would agree with your concerns, the market does seem to be down overall, but that seems to be the case across the board, not just for your client"
Revenue is down on the forecast, but not as much as margin!
No, please don't ask me why. I am just the messenger.