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- Biting your tongue / Inside of your lip
- Getting a boner when you sleep and wake up needing a pee
they're great and bloody fascinating. Not liking things is not the same thing.
they have the ultimate get-out of a magic God who can trick you or fuck with your mind. Why people need to justify creationism I am unsure, by definition it should be done on faith alone.
hasa diga eebowai.
It's very intelligent design.
I'm well aware of its purpose.
However, when you get up at 3 am desperate for a wee and you have to wait for a raging boner to subside or risk peeing all over the shop it doesn't feel that fucking intelligent.
How about just a stronger pyloric sphincter? That would be even more intelligent design.
3am piss technique yet? God gave you balance for a reason, mate.
i have to get up more and more these days. at least two or three times a week. is this normal?
but i'm not
but more often than not that's when I've either drunk a lot of alcohol, or played football in the evening and had a load of fluids during and after.
mainly as I am a light sleeper, when I wake up I pretty much automatically need a piss even if there isn't much there. I can't relax until it is all out.
The intention is to always ride it out. but the wee wins, every time.
that it's better to get up and go straight away, rather than writhing around uncomfortably for 20 minutes trying and failing to fall back asleep.
for adult night nappies.
Especially as they exist.
I can imagine why someone on this site might need them though.
#Weeeyyyyy #BedWetters #Bants
after a heavy night on the booze. think how satisfying it would be. reckon after a while you might just do it even without the thing though. that would be less cool.
as with spiders, I'm not a fan at all of wasps, but they are not what we are looking for here.
God designed it to save you from the other 8
Kasabian keep roofers in work
is just a weird quirk of our bladder / erection configuration rather than a product of evolution. it is helpful to stop us pissing ourselves, but not exactly enough to give us the edge over others.
isnt valid, since its only recently we started pissing into toilets
Pre-historic man woke up with a massive boner and just pissed gloriously into the air like a champion
I do this in the shower every now and then, it's very satisfying stand with hands on hips and pissing in the air.
Also I think that nighttime erections have something to do with keeping arteries/veins in it healthy too.
Lots of people wear spectacles yet our other senses are hardly great either. It wouldn't be so bad if our eyesight was as weak or susceptible to disease and loss if we could smell like a dog or hear like a cat.
but I'll allow it.
I think thats a hangover of having an eye initially designed to work underwater
it would be 576 megapixels
the laryngeal nerve
the mammalian dive reflex
tiktaalik, man/apes, lungfish etc
make it great but then be a bit iffy about loads of it
remnants of ancestral disease in germ cell DNA that proves humans and chimps had a common ancestor.
howzat so far?
but I was thinking more general body annoyances that a lot of people have first hand experience and knowledge of.
useless in humans, yet we have many muscles "assigned" to doing it
Some predators probably find that handy, locating the direction of prey and all that, but it doesn't really help me find food tbh. That could be because Tesco Metros stay still when threatened, though.
serve no purpose. are annoying.
Its god's way of helping you out. Were just too fancypants to consider eating our own 'waste'. Mate theres a reason why nuts dont always get digested the first time around
hence male nipples