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(I do quite like that album, though)
"I could try and document everything on this record but I can’t and I won’t. It’s like trying to explain the floating post-orgasm feeling to an innocent."
almost as grim as the live thread on here "LOOK IT'S KANYE!!"
Pleased to see that I've only offended a stranger not a real DiS person.
Another new category following the earlier successes of Kate Tempest and George The Poet is ‘Best British Artist To Have Infected Popular Music With The Radio 4-Approved Disease Of Smug and Worthy Poetry’. Presented by a less-than-lucid septuagenarian John Cooper Clarke, the award is given to Britschool graduate Tristram St Bainbridgeton aka Da Killa Word Soulja for his single ‘Invisible Indivisible Mad-jority’. Da Soulja’s record sales go through the roof tomorrow morning when millions of parents buy his music for their children thinking he will be a “cool” positive influence on their kids. The poet-rapper’s shrinkwrap remains unwrapped as the kids continue to listen to proper music in all its rape- and violence-glamorising glory.
mods please ban me for one hour