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and I'll provide you with a snappy title. You're most very welcome.
keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED drops, it will explode.
The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.
with just an old electric toothbrush...
hilarity doesn't ensue
he's a rough factory owner who has loads of immigrants working for him, he's a bit ukip. The government starts this new scheme where they force bosses to give their staff time in the day for learning English and they still get paid for the time. he's really pissed off about it. She's the teacher that comes to teach his staff. First they hate each other then they fall in love.
U&IKIP: Love on the Factory Floor. This should be a clear enough indication before the film's started that they'll end up getting together at the end despite the intial hatred.
and consequently walks in a lopsided fashion
Wonky Tonk Woman?
Dippy Does Diplomas
of camels, with an orchestra of prepared pianos improvising over the top of it; after thirty minutes, we cut to an establishing shot of the White House, out of which walks our main character -- President Yeovil Wazzfactory, with a look of determination on his face. We follow President Wazzfactory as he walks through the streets of the city, backed by some of William Basinski's 'Disintegration Loops' -- the deteriorating ambient sounds used appropriately to accompany how the President is walking into the darker, more run-down, criminal areas of the city. During this walk, there is also a recurring background motif of magpies vomiting for some reason. At some point, President Wazzfactory arrives at the location he was meaning to get to -- a scummy old bar -- and then goes round to the back room. He joins in a game of poker with three hooded figures, overseen by a silent, patriarch figure who has golden retrievers instead of earlobes. The camera cuts between close shots of these figures, as they nod in curious ways. Then Wazzfactory says "I understand my job", and then looks at the leader and says "May the winds forever sway the leaves from the trees; as it is and as it should be". At this point, we jump forward three-thousand years to a new setting where an exposition-filled dialogue between two butternut squashes (which have evolved the power of speech because of farming methods) informs the audience that the entire world is now governed by electronics retailer Maplins; before the sarcophagus (by law, every town has a sarcophagus) opens and from it emerges Wazzfactory who has aged three-thousand years (because of CGI), he looks up at the sky and says "It looks like it's time for business", then he pole vaults down the street (in the future, everyone pole vaults because studies showed that walking gives you cancer) soundtracked by a mash-up of Wagner's the Ring Cycle and 'Anaconda' by Nicki Minaj and for the rest of the film uses his detective skills and his trusty sidekick Wayne Sleep to find out once and for all where Mendoza is... so he can get revenge on Mendoza for murdering his best presidential aide in an alternate future in which Al Capone had already travelled to the past to stop prohibition before whover came up with prohibition could even have come up with the idea from the future
cause I realised I had a driving lesson when the guy drove down the road. Almost started laughing towards the end of the lesson at President Wazzfactory
The film follows this woman licensed by the government to regulate his sleeping patterns. Only he really wants to go to sleep because he's a selfish fuck, and she is trying really hard not to so she can keep him awake? They end up going on a hallucinatory/tortury roller coaster of emotions and then he kills himself or learns to target his sleep death powers at bad people or something, idk.
Sleep, Perchance to DIE
Who turns out to be the reincarnated form of Mel Gibson. She is understandably confused, cos Mel Gibson is still alive. About 10 different levels of conspiracy twists ensue. Until it turns out that the entire world is run by a shadowy elite organisation ran by Mel Gibson. And who is to play Mel Gibson? Adam Sandler of course.
How about Being Mel Gibson?
At the moment its sounding like a Richard Curtis/Hugh Grant collaboration, and we don't need any more of them.
and the rest of the band watch as billy corgan goes on all of the rides on his own. Courteney Love cameos as the love interest / operator of the teacups ride
When people hear sound it causes fluid to be produced in their ears which the body then transports to their lungs, gradually causing their lungs to fill with fluid and slowly drowning them. The louder the sound, the more fluid is produced.
The world quickly falls into a deep silence, but still people's lungs fill up slowly at the light sound of their own breath. Eventually, humanity is wiped out. The last surviving human screams themselves to death to end their terrible loneliness.