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Asking on behalf of EmO.
is the smilie for blow job. I am reliably informed.
come on guys, we need deets
tissue? mouth? scoop and flick?
actual lol at this one
why doesn't biffer post anymore?
Probably visibly/audibly irked. Must be hot.
it's only spunk and it washes off.
Can make the post-coital hug a bit unpleasant if one doesn't move but... once it's dry - no problems.
google UV lights and body fluids
does anyone remember ROOM RAIDERS? there was a bit dedicated to every raid of a lad's room where they searched the sheets with a uv light for stains.
but unless you're an OCD type, a decent hot wash isn't going to be ok, doesn't have to be laboratory clean. Also, a lot of detergents show up as a glow under these lights because of the phosphorus used in them, and the way they disperse can cause blobbing. which is quite funny really.
because I am convinced I am turning into my bf's sperm bank/ storage facility. Maybe I've been overdoing the kiegels or something, but sometimes it goes up there, and seems ot have disappeared into space, and then half a day later I'll hiccup or bend to the side and there will be kind of crackle/ pop and then a torrential gush of ecaulate flowing out of me.
it's been a while since I overshared like this but I am very high on medicatong that I shouln't really be taking, you're welcum.
Missed you :-)
This is why I properly love you.
RIP PO :)
By having him come on your tits instead?
I keep telling her to be careful but she takes no notice
Didn't mean to if so
I NEVER tell NV's gf to be careful
WORST THING I'VE EVER TYPE CAN'T APOLOGISE ENOUGH
you won't to splash it all over meths nips and then lick it off.
You disgust me.
Okay. I'm done now.
i don't think anyone got the joke..
for my post or the whole thread to be deleted?
I didn't remember, I just picked the last one I remembered
Theres a clue!
Swear he does it on purpose
thats a proper fetish. another poster once told me that their friend was seeing someone who could finish in a belly button
We're having a real day of the microdick, huh
Christ I wish I hadn't.
he said 'enter'.
Not even on this messageboard, ANY messageboard
Much the same as PO's... Goodbye.
Didn't Pandora's box still have hope left in it?
at least somewhere, well, then you have a stronger willpower than I do.
Good old fashioned creampie!
but managed to stop the browser before it posted.
her: all over my face, my neck, my chest, my torso and the bed sheets
and I don't tend to have morals either
Always the quiet ones.
(in all seriousness though, degrading is a bit strong. It's a part of sex, and sex is great - If people don't want to talk about it that's fine, but this is a really natural part of a totally natural thing that has had shame added to it, rather than it actually being anything shameful. #religion #redwine #creaky )
tshirt is now in the laundry basket
how to respond to this.
but there's no way I am posting.
I can't even remember. Sex finishes when I'm too tired to continue these days.
Last time does not necessarily = weirdest place.
Mainly for UP/PO's post and Harru's reply
and smee + meths' back