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(That one's a bit "airplane food" but I'm sure you can do better)
always lying to your girlfriend, always.
She don't know the fucking half of it!
In all seriousness one has to tell the odd minor fib once in a while for the benefit of domestic equilibrium. If you find yourself feeling like you're having to constantly lie to either your partner or yourself though I'd argue that isn't especially healthy.
about where she is.
Only so they don't get curious about leaving the basement.
I always get flummoxed and my cheeks go red.
I'll literally lie about anything when it comes to work
I want them to fix me. I'm not going to get in the way of that.
But dentist? Aye, sure pal. Definitely going to start flossing now. No, I really mean it this time. Seriously.
Sometimes I even briefly believe it myself. It passes quickly.
Fuck those guys.
"Average for an alcoholic?"
Fuck off, mate.
"How much do you drink?"
*sniggers* "Quite a bit... actually I probably drink too much."
"Right, OK then, how about you quit for 2 weeks. Do you think you can stop for 2 weeks?"
"Errm, yeah I guess..."
"Actually no, a month, do you think you can manage that?"
"Errmm, yes OK."
Lasted 3.5 weeks.
you post double
person wants to help you get healthy, to do so needs to learn more about you
you give them false information
their efforts to help you are in vain
why did you bother going to the doctor in the first place?
am i missing something here?
it's a fucking nightmare keeping track of it all
"just one? i'm living like twenty"
Me; "Mornin Steve, y'aright?"
Him; "Yeah, sound mate, you?"
Me "Not s'bad, thanks"
Joke's on him, I actually hate every second I spend there.