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are fucking great, aren't they.
Whether you are the giver, or receiver.
but, boot on the other foot, I enjoy going down for a scoff so
ew... did the flavour linger on the toothbrush?
trying to work out if it's funnier here or not
this next one goes out to "all the laydeez out there" from an anonymous user: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKipZjrkohA
"Let it Go"
there's a bird in that one!
can this be real?
But we've done this allllll before.
This can't be true. Let Balzone have a go on you.
He'll make your cock sing.
Of course a good nosh is a good nosh. Do not get me wrong. Just inferior to pounding about in a vag ennit.
We have done this before, though. Yes. Bamos etc.
pornstar hairpull or awkward tit grab. decisions, decisions
Hands behind your head with your fingers in a dove joint.
Recite Watsky, love
While you cram in that last inch
I love you Balonz
make it look like I'm wearing glasses and am therefore more intelligent.
Like this: http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/8303741/2/stock-photo-8303741-hand-glasses.jpg
queer as folk with your dad
Why were you watching Queer as Folk with my Dad?
because Im too old.
Give me a good old David Attenborough documentary anyday
first Japes, now mits.
I didn't give anyone a blow job (night off) however I did watch Nyphomaniac and it was shit. I'm still wondering the blowy she gave that married man on the train was real. It looked like a real dick and it looked like her real face. And those two things mixed together seemed very real.
Hmmm.....shame is on tonight.....we will have to avoid watching that (our youngest is in the middle of mock exams at the moment)
But you're really not missing out on much. The only thing that turned me on was Shia Lebouf smiling in a suit.
I really fancy him though.
Perhaps they used pornstars as well or something?
and they basically digitally superimposed the lower half of their bodies on the body of Gainsbourg/Martin/La Beouf et al. But the oral sex was all done using prosthetics, I think Gainsbourg actually gave an interview where she talked about this.
Great interview, but still.
Happens in The Wire too.
Looks completely real.
Actually play it safe, everyone just stop using their teeth at all times please.
How does she NOT give a toothy blowjob?
she's got a small gap ion her teeth, not six inch fangs you shoelace
I'm not saying it as if it's a bad thing. It's what makes her unique. But if I had a penis I would be cautious. I suppose guys with smaller ones don't have to worry so much.
but that feels like real Theo territory, so I'll take my lumps on this one...
i'm not even making it up
How do you get one?
*considering I have the social skills and flirtability of a teapot
more than £20's a rip off
not sure if it's "right" to get a blowjob (or anything sexual that isn't sex) from a prostitute, before having sex with the "right person".
problem is I'm not even particularly fussed about sex
I just like the idea of other things
Of course I'm not promoting the sex trade but...
about people regretting not losing their virginity to so-and-so.
in reality it's about 30 secs of awkward fumbling.
because you can never REALLY be sure if this or that person is THE RIGHT ONE to deflower you. personally i just had a one night stand and got it over with. probably nice to have the first time with someone you like, but sex is pretty weird and awkward anyway, at least in the beginning. like, you have to be naked and rub genitals with another person. don't think overthink it.
basically: what msmonipenni said.
talk about regretting losing their virginity? Regretting losing your virginity is pretty much a lie people tell to stop teenagers having sex.
I'm not going to put it to the test but I genuinely think I'd be AMAZING.
It's inevitably really easy for men. In much the same way I imagine great cunnilingus is much easier for women.
but who's the first indie point bellend to claim they don't like them?
I felt this way till I got a good one to be fair. First couple of times, fucking nightmare.
go on love, slurp it all down YAAAARRR
i'm fucking the desert
which asked the question about what to get men for valentine's day. They said that women get roses, chocolates, champagne etc etc, what do men want? Every answer was a blowie.
but every shag isn't? dunno why that is. must just love blow jobs.
it wouldnt be a good life
I fear I might look a bit dead.
The erm...lower you are, the easier it will be for you to look up.
to crotch height, not... further down on anything else.
Giving a gob job whilst staring up like some bog-eyed corpse.
I'd think it would be slightly awkward just looking away the entire time. Or checking out some of the posters on the walls or the bookshelf....actually that might he...ABANDON REPLY
so wherever they decide to direct their gaze is really pretty insignificant to me
feeling a bit self conscious in that situation?
Especially with people like Marckee saying things like 'You don't want them looking up and all bug-eyed.' and making it worse.
i don't want to be staring into someone's eyes while i've got their genitals in my mouth. why anyone would want that is beyond me.
looking at people doing sexy things is sexy.
but as the person actually doing the thing, i prefer to focus on what i'm doing rather than staring at their face idk
I might have had the wrong end of the
You don't want them looking up and all bug-eyed.
if I'm looking down, I probably have a double chin and am looking horrible from that angle. As nice as it looks to look down and see, I don't want to massively put off the person doing such a lovely thing for me.
are you feeling ok darling?
I've never clicked anything thats been blocked
You aren't missing a whole lot other than xylo embarrassing himself a bit.
because you were taking a stance on blowjobs for the benefit of the ladies. Keep up EMO
Did you have something to eat yet?
if when you look down like that you don't get a million neck folds, but I do, and it ain't sexy. More talking about being self conscious about it, if anything.
A part of 1998 never dies
Urgh, a thread with a load of geeky blokes talking about sex, grim
Urgh, a thread with a load of geeky blokes talking about politics, grim
Urgh, a thread with a load of geeky blokes talking about music, grim
Urgh, a thread with a load of geeky blokes talking about the headlock white, male, middle class England has upon anything discussed in mainstream media, grim
Urgh, a thread with a load of geeky blokes talking about a spanner who's wig fell off, grim
YOU'RE a geeky bloke who has no problem being known with the handle "labmonkeya529". Fucking deal with it you twat.
chill out persephone! None of those things are comparable in their grimness for discussion on an Internet forum you wee, never been touched virgin
What a write off. Deleting thread.
But mostly reciprocal. I can't stand thinking "yeah me and me only". If the lady wasn't into it, I'd park it pretty swiftly
at what age did you learn that it doesn't really involve any blowing?
Especially you see in porn when a lot of guys seem to hold their lower back with the one hand whilst grabbing hair with the other whilst thrusting. I don't know why this makes me laugh.
Or when they've got like one leg up on the bed. It's a giggle.
Why does it make me laugh so much?
Not really a subthread.
'ooooh, aaaah, yeeeeah....' etc.