Today I'm gonna be a good person. Today I'm not gonna make any bad or risque jokes. Problem is I might be tempted to pull people up when they make dis like jokes too. I will try to suppress that. I will also try to use correct spelling and better punctuation, because I know it matters to a lot of you. In return I would ask you to also use correct English words, and do not resort to using punctuation marks and symbols just to please yourselves.
I will also attempt to not upset you by commenting on politics and the economy, as I notice that this also annoys people, In return I would ask that others also refrain from offering their own, or media, opinions, on these subjects, because that is to little avail, it will make no difference, we've all heard it before (apparently), and all it does is fuel idle gassy gossip that is unedifying (admittedly most of this is from me). If you do offer pointless economic or political opinions, the it is liable to provoke me to break my intent to abstain myself from such opinioning.
So there we have it folks, lets keep today nice and light eh?