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What do you do? You're in a WHSmith because you need a free bottle of water.
Locking all possible doors as well. I assume that he is outside the store at the start of his charge? Never been to a WHSmith that is 100 metres long.
He's at the water bottle bit, you're fiddling with some pencils. It's a stretchy WHSmith.
Anyway, I'd just thank him for returning my axe that I dropped.
because you found the Evian you wanted and want to waste some time before you have to go and see your sick aunt.
at the same or greater speed
Give him one when he arrives as he'll probably be thirsty - running with a heavy axe sounds like hard work...
"Creaky mate, chill out and put some fucking clothes on"
I've got bent knees cos I didnt want yall to see my moobs
...I made it happen for S_a_d
....I can make it happen for you
but by the time he reaches you he has 200 arrows sticking in him
COME ON!! CHOP CHOP!!
so merely wait until he collapses from the exertion then just go about your business.
throw them in his eyes
with copies of Elle, Computer Shopper, Empire...or any other glossy magazines. They are basically a banana skin waiting to happen...youtube it, become a star, start a rap career.
I am immune to those mags
Take the saw and cut a table in half
Two halves make a whole
Put the hole on the floor for the axeman to fall into
Shout till your throat is hoarse
Jump on the horse and gallop away.
Free bottle of water in WHS?
If so, pick up two of those, one in the left (reverse for lefties) broken to create a knife, one in the right club style. Go at him.
Use the big pot with the stove. Use the following items with the pot:
Kit Kat Chunky
Chicago Manual of Style
Ginsters cheese and onion slice
Rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
You'll pass out, but when you wake up, you'll have arrived at your destination away from the axeman.
Go to the Red Bull display. Use the gunpowder and the old t-shirt with the giant can to make a cannon. Use the rope with the bottom of the giant can to make a fuse. Use the matches on the rope, then quickly use the Hello Kitty helmet. Get in the cannon to fire yourself into the side of Costa on the other side of the shopping centre.
When Herman Toothrot approaches, go the other way.