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you know when they say 'it'll be with you within 5-7 days'
what does that mean?
'it'll be with you within 5-7 days'.
do they just mean within 7 days, or between 5 and 7 days?
standard delivery post.
If you're in a big city area it will mean 5 days, if you're further out more likely 7 days.
is how bad you're both pulling casseroles' pigtails
you showing a bump and that?
about 6 days
but it won't be later than 7?
few users on here to be pregnant? Sure we've had a couple in the past (Slicky and someone with Star in their name I think) but for the most part it's the men who are mature and starting families whilst the women..well you know
it's only free if you're an nhs patient
you gonna get an extra stitch elaina?
not everyone does
if you push during the crowning stage, you're supposed to just pant through those.
Who have had babies and that's what they told me. Fair I haven't had one myself so this is just hearsay.
Again. I'm no expert. Just a woman with a vagina.
because I've had little nicks just from willies during sex
I've noticed in the morning my bfs toothbrush has loads of congealed toothpaste round the neck (it's not electric). I've seen him brush his teeth and he's one of those that lets the foam run down his hand while his brushing, so he's obviously not rinsing it properly when he puts it back in the cup.
i always rinse it and relocate it.
This is a potential niggle flashpoint....so I keep it low key
Thing I'm off for a pint.
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has she given any thought to baby names?
out of a few that were mentioned Theo came up. I said no fucking way!
WOOP. And think that we're geeting the National to score for us. Basically take me for a drink and I'll let you do anything work wise. bd.
does Mrs Creaky ever read?
not in general. That sounded like a dig. It wasn't.
my son might have glimpsed
talk about posts over dinner and stuff?
Like "Oh this happened on DiS today..." type stuff.
and then we have to watch broadchurch
she found a sweet potato in the bedroom the other day, and I couldnt really explain why.....its like it symbolises earth.....like lit incense can represent air AND fire....and obviously water can represent water.
Its good to always be surrounded by such things.....you know, to ground you, so you don't go all haywire
A sweet potato?
Mrs. Knees: Why is there a sweet potato on the bed?
Creaky: [deadpan] keep me grounded.
no burning me to death now.
witches can seem a little different to many ornry folk
maybe he still does. HELLO.
so when he's seen me on it he's like hmmm trying to hook up with your ex are you??? so I keep it on the downlow
you cant actually hook up with people online? And you could just text your ex?
don't think he was 100% serious
'i'm watching you, girl'
I got a screen grab of one of my posts emailed to me the other day.
I did laugh and call him a lurker.
That's so awful! Was that your ex that I knew when I lived in London or another one? Either way, totally creepy and unacceptable behaviour.
:D I should explain. He was teasing me for calling him the BF and then when I called him the Fella he screengrabbed that and made fun of me. Totally not done maliciously.
Don't see/speak to the ex when you were here. At all.
That is cute! I think the best rule of thumb is never to post anything on here that you wouldn't want your other half to see (which in my case is just as well, and yours too by the sound of it :D)
V glad to hear that you no longer have to deal with the EX ex. Clean break!
but yeah, I agree, some things should be left unseen. :)
Oh yeah, you didn't hear the half of it re the ex
hmn what should i have for my tea
stir fry or ramen or guacamole with rice and beans or curry
have: courgettes, peppers, broccoli, carrots sugar snap peas, onions, avocado, eggs, tomatoes, chickpeas, sweet potato, rice, rice noodles and all of the stock/seasoning, spices and herbs
for the guacamole with rice and beans
See what you get.
would just be chips and beans :(
Don't feel any better for it. Ah well.
The one I was just in? It is, but I don't think it was done out of malice.
due the carpet in the office i am getting a shock any time i come into contact with anyone
Colleague 1 is opening a bottle of cava for a student's PhD exam celebration.
Colleague 2 (on his second stint in the department, frequently irks colleague 1 by calling him a champagne socialist): You look like you've got a lot of practice at that, John.
Colleague 1: Yeh, we had a big one when you left the first time.
I'm going to have to hang out with them all weekend as well. GRR. Just going to drink myself into an alcoholic coma in order to deal with this.
we had a work raffle of 19 items, and there were 20 people eligible to win a prize...
and i was the one that didn't :''''''(
If I see any of you in there I'll buy you a pint.
just been taking shit, unusuable photos of subways and stuff, freezing. someone in a car beeped a million times at me when i crossed the road as well cos i decided to run across when the man was on red but the cars were stopped. whole experience was deeply unpleasant and i hate life.
This makes me happy
1p price rise incoming!
Was gonna dry February but fuck it I'm getting some tins for the train.