That Kingsman film looks utter bollocks. Anyway, found out it's from the same dream team that made Kick Ass (which was offensively shit), that shit fantasy one that's on film4 all the time, the really naff new X-Men, and probably every other bad film ever made.

Kind of flashy, lightweight, morally dubious dressed up as edgy, sub-Tarantino shitefests for twats. Can we have them banned please? They're starting to annoy me.