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Such a legend.
I expect everyone who was stressing the importance of satire in the fight against extremism to welcome these comments
Haha I don't know much about politics but I proper like him me
and doesn't cite any.
He's BoJO! CEO-elect of UK plc!
72 Potential Virgins probably seem less enticing when you're actually getting laid....
far from meaning "aha, they can't get any!", he could *actually* mean
"aaaahhahahaha what a rubbish organisation, they can't even afford their own institutional illegal sex ring aaaaaahhhh LOOOSEEEERRRRSSSS buncha neeeerds"
He's such a horrible crude bastard. It somehow feels like it just shouldn't be allowed.
but on general principle I'm in favour of increased ridicule of extremists. Between a belief in the supernatural and deciding to murder on behalf of, for all intents and purposes, an imaginary goblin king, it's pretty well earned.
we were trading insults in the corridor one day and he came out with, 'well at least I can wank'.
I don't really know what the implication was and I think he could tell from my bemused reaction that the barb hadn't really hit its mark and walked off sheepishly.
His headbutt a couple of weeks later did hit the mark, though, and while my response to being headbutted was similar to being told I couldn't wank - because I have no penis/a small penis? because I don't know how? It can't have been the implication that I hadn't reached puberty yet because we were probably about 14 - I think he was satisfied this time.
I don't know what the point of this story is, just believe me that it IS related to the thread.
Boris has offended virtually everyone in the UK since we're all bashing away to grot 24/7. But people don't self-identify as porn-watching wankers so, perversely, almost no-one is offended (except potentially Warren C who resents the implication that his skillset is not unique).
I'm going to go away and see if I can tie this theory of 'no offence taken when it should be' to the 'mortal offence taken when it shouldn't be' that's been in the news in regards to Islamists recently. See you in a bit.