Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
If I get the chance.
you know, the phrase "cut your nose off despite your face
looking and functioning much better with a nose"
it's clearly intentional
this really is unbelievably vile behaviour.
Especially when the cheese is too long for the knife
Subsequent cheese partakers cut it cake-style.
How do you get the collective to follow this rule? If the cheese is long then you are going to get massively long slices of cheese. Slices the average cracker can't handle.
^has crackers with his cheese!
(I love crackers too, I don't care what the French say.)
with guests? that's the height of bad manners! If it's just at home though, i'll batter in. First come first served :)
What don't you understand?
I would like to apologise for any confusion or distress caused.
Food: In case I get offered some cheese, officer!
I would stand it up on its fat end and slice downwards with my knife. If it was on a a cheeseboard I would not cut the nose off as I am not a social pariah.
Using Dropbox like a total TheWza (-1,000,000)
what a world
no time to find a cheese knife, I'm a busy man.
Cake-style with a wedge of hard cheese is too hard for precision
One of them is hilariously short, one is like a mini-cleaver, and one is quite good.
also good for spreading caramelised onion relish
by the Crocodile Dundee
then he'd look like a right badboy.
and me being called in to a room with senior management to explain ALL the pictures, one by one. At the end of the fantasy, I am sacked.
after Lucien got us to photo our rings.