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It posted my thread before I had a chance to write anything in it. How the devil is everyone? I have just returned from a ski race season so struggling to get to grips with work again!
this is just what I need to get me through the last hour of the day!
I'm not sure what to do tonight. What shall I do tonight?
I'm going to a pantomime (a bit late for them but whatever), I think you should go for dinner and drinks!
Psychological I love your snapchats
This kindle is thinking too much for me
Sorry about the naked ones of Matthew (I don't know if I've ever sent you those).
I went for dinner and drinks last night. I may just stay in with my noise box.
Lots of frolicking though ;)
are you an officer yet?
Have been for some time now yeah :)
2 questions -
1: how many bodies you got on you? Reckoned you'd have racked up a few by now.
2: Judging by facebook mate Liam from school looks to have joined the riflers or gunners or something (a bit of the army thats to do with shooting people anyway) and it seems that all he does is pose with the other lads in front of/on top of big tanks or wearing old timey army get up. Do you get up... to that...?
And yes I suppose I do have a few photos of me on armour. I work in armoured vehicles you see. I was in Canada training for a few months which was very good
Moonshine yes I do how did you guess?
Are the police better or worse than the army?
That's a subjective question, besides I don't think the two are comparable. One 's there to serve the people, the other to serve the government. Whilst lots of the values and standards clearly cross over, their jobs are two very different things. They can support one another but are mutually exclusive. So in answer to your question, one is not simply better than the other.
does it not follow that you're actually the same as the police?
And finished now
I am also glad
Anywhere in government really, teachers and policeman also and probably countless others. I haven't got a problem with it. Besides I don't believe the public purse was used for this training
When these people buy goods with VAT on them that is the real issue - a triple whammy to my pocket.
Hi chris, what is ski race season? did you get to shoot anyone? or any yetis?
I didn't shoot anyone
I had to come back to work so no :(
i think i mean the intra-forces championships which is when the raf navy and army all go skiing together and the alps fills up with the biggest bellend quota of anywhere in the whole world, which is pretty impressive considering its residual bellend quota.
Oh god no.I can only just keep up with regiment level let alone army
i would get into ski cross if i was you thats the best one.
We do slalom, grand slalom and super g
at least pretend to be doing some work!
I'm purely alpine
that soldiers have to grand slalom away from insurgents in alpine conditions?
what is ski race season?
Do you have to wear military issue snowsuits?
and army fleeces and shit for evening wear
maybe even special issue technical jackets (gonna steal one if i see one lying around this year)
to do private security in Iraq or similar? There's a lot of money in it
also, hi chris!
Have you had any discussions about this internally?
It all fits.
I'm going to go and set up base at SnoZone in Milton Keynes. God help them if they set foot in there."
they all had to learn norwegian
Who is going to win the Super Bowl. The New England Massachusettses or the Seattle Washingtons?
a really girly name that suggests weakness and being a virgin?
Have you been trained in close protection like Kevin Costner in the Bodyguard?
What's the strongest country we could take in a 1-on-1? Is it Japan? Should we do it?
Is it meant to be funny?
what's the smallest bomb?
Nothing's smaller than an atom - it's all there in the name.
Chris please confirm
Everything is a blur.
I was a proper dick
You have done me.
good to see you back.
Where have you been, what have you been up to?
I'm sat at home, *blues riff* eating carrots and hummus
I say this don't feel right *blues riff* this feels just callous
I said I'm just at homeeeeee! *blues riff* just with me carrots
I'm hoping, all these orange things, will *blues rifffff going mad* make me see the light!
Because i'm blind!
Yeaaaaaaaa *screeech* because this poor gal's blind.
OOOOOOOOOOhhhh because i'm blind.
i had a few people around for drinks and it was good but i was really relieved when they just left life ten minutes ago because i was really tired and proabably for the last hour they were here i was just focusing all my energy on just staying awake. had a very late night last night so it took some effort to start drinking again tonight. got a glass of red wine left which i may or may not finish and then just bed and sleep until tomorrow afternoon sometime.