How many pieces of miscellaneous and useless tat does your gf make you put on top of the duvet?
My count is up to 7:
1 no. cushion containing birds
1 no. cushion with an embroidered bicycle
1 no. cushion containing tea pots
1 no. hot water bottle with a sort of water bottle cover with a stegosaurus on it
1 no. white toy bear
1 no. little elephant shaped cushion thing from Thailand
1 no. toy otter (a gift sent from London Zoo for sponsering one)
I've got no beef with the otter (Obvs) but the rest can fuck off
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