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Weeing sitting down (for guys, at least) isn't a thing, is it?
1,400 notes for a piss-damaged floor? What was the tenant drinking: sulphuric acid?
I think there's a perma-pissed up, fashionista city fan on here who swears by it.
occasionally when drunk
one of life's great pleasures.
Do you still give your arse a cursory wipe afterwards?
you wipe your arse too.
Good to know.
do these people actually walk among us?
Just hop across to the bidet.
is when im also dropping some logs, and i find it an awkward experience. wouldnt like to do it for pleasure, count me out please
other than the obvious answer that none of you have ever had sex
I don't get it. It's such a short sit. Basically like passing through a room and taking the opportunity to sit in a chair in the corner for a few seconds while you're there. Not worth the bother.
i sit, that avoids me having to turn the light on and giving myself a real fright
but if you don't put the lights on, how can you be sure you're not sitting in the bath?
cause i gew up in a house of women so if there was piss on the seat you could be damn sure it was mine.
But then i moved out and realised the true pleasure of pulling my trousers to my ankles, putting my hands on my head/hips and pissing wildly into the bowl.
I also realised that by sitting down you're exerting excess pressure on your bladder/sphincter than you would standing, so you're gonna give yourself piss problems in later life
are you 5??!
Who was a bit behind everyone else and would be standing by the urinal with his trousers round his ankles.
going to munich next week
where should i go to drink excellent beer?
I went back a few years back and boozed up at the Hofbräuhaus which is good fun but other than that it was at the Christmas markets.
Was sitting forward and watching something on my phone not concentrating. Meanwhile the stream of piss was hitting the bowl, going up and under the seat then trickling down the front.
When I stood up the floor was covered in piss and i had to mop it all up with shitload's of toilet paper. Naturally this blocked the toilet and then, to make matters worse, when I pulled my trousers up they too were damp. Had to just leave the office with some mumbled excuse about a meeting.
who on dis do you think is a sitzpinkler?
But concluding, (the judge) said men who insist on standing "must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women"
says it all really