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Alternative title: odds on this guy being a psychopath/sociopath ?
(him, not you).
Explains a lot.
and I hate him.
at least, i hope it is. LET'S PLAY BINGO
"being a creative soul"
"I spend my time writing and making cocktails in a local bar"
the taylor swift t-shirt
"i...even hit the streets of London with a mistletoe attached to my head"
(or a 'project')
Claiming he doesn't live in London is a huge giveaway.
It's alright, y'know. Really good for a pint.
Is he 13?
No matter how many times I see her face.
(Answer: I'm an idiot?)
hope he gets hit by a bus
oh god, don't read his twitter. so rage inducing. (even though it's fake)
Twitter bio has shit line about superpowers, obviously.
Tweets a lot about his tattoos.
also written in the third person.
does he want money to take his date to dinner? fk that
Someone needs to step up to the plate really
actually, no-one's seen Crispin in a while have they?
before bumbling in to let everyone know that you don't actually care and oh god you guys this is so basic etc etc?
i've not told her it's out of the pot for next year's staff do yet, but it'll be fine.
Might be a sound lad.
Only issue i have with him is the picture of him wearing a waistcoat. There's absolutely no way on earth it's ever acceptable for a man of his (our) age to wear something like that. I'd be very surprised if anybody on here tried to defend such a fashion choice...
that one day we'll be like those two old men on the muppets, laughing from our armchairs at the world as it passes us by.
I will still be wearing a waistcoat.
and he'll take you to Paris...for the day?
A day? For £1000. No wonder he's still single.
Sarcasm was edgy in the 90s; Salem the cat from Sabrina is sarcastic, Chandler Bing is sarcastic, funny and interesting people are not sarcastic.
he's a sex/bdsm/relationship blogger.
And that Zeus is male.
He's in London next week! Let's organise a meat:
I realise I have just gone into creeper territory.
Has there always been the same amount of walking cliches around? Is it a modern phenomena? Is it (as I suspect) the fact that I'm a cynical, judgemental prick?
lol look at that hippy such a cliche hippy
I wonder if it was as exhausting back then though
There just wasn't social media platforms for them to promote their cliched-ness
Social-media and all that giving people a platform to make their boring thoughts more unavoidable (myself included obvs)
which people could be cliched examples of
It's too tragic.
You all seem a bit desperate for validation.
PM me it if you like, I'm keen to know
seems most of us are doing alright.
but when I tried to watch it recently I couldn't get into it at all
always wondered how people post replies in completely the wrong thread, I'm still not entirely sure
doesn't make sense
and I'm fucking needy.
£100 per date on ONE PERSON?
At what point does he expect sex out of this?
he just wants someone to sit next to him whilst he writes poems and people watches.
do you feel threatened?
£100 in London could either go a long way or not get you through lunch if you don't know what you're doing.
As you're great, you have the crucial level of self-awareness that I'm assuming (because I'm an arsehole) this prick seriously lacks.
Need to get that sorted out.
Cause I wouldn't mind doing it for a couple of nice dinners...
You've got to donate £100 to get a fucking date
I'll just take myself out.
You just lost yourself a boredom-blowie!
only £750 to spend on a couple of meals and sitting by a river? It'll be tight.
it's going to be a burger at Quick and a visit to one of those ropey GDN sex shops. Gutted.
whilst staring at the eiffel tower from a far distance
He's a cock
the first time I went out with my ex I think I spent about £10
32 seconds in.
He dealt with that well.
Must be desperate.
haggle him down.
"I'll give you 20 quid and we can go to Plymouth?"
He saw your blowjob offer.
Bet he gets food stuck in that for like, months.
Like Mr Twit.
1) A number of you are annoyed you didn't think of this idea first.
2) The whole thing might be fake, but maybe not.
3) Msmonipenni definitely fancies him.
4) He needs to iron his beard.
donate money and i'll pay for the date
and it says andyvine is following him.
But I want him to fail
he reckons he's legit and has always been a goon but has just decided to out himself to the whole internet
Turns out a pr company was involved along. Not sure what they were PRing though http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/the-internet-has-gone-nuts-over-this-hipster-who-wanted-peop
So basically, he definitely did it himself, and then his mate Johnny PR tried to get it more coverage and then everyone called him an absolute buttock of a man, so he stopped.