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Ever been flobbed on?
Some kid was bullying my older sister and got in trouble for it, so he decided to spit on me when I was walking home. Dobbed him in to the school who said they couldn't do anything because it wasn't on school property. I hadn't remembered it til now, thanks.
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Was back home recently and cycled past the weird wasteground where it happened, and there was a heron! No bodies of water for miles around! A heron!
once by a Man Utd fan (child) at Stamford Bridge and once by a Villa fan (enormous man - very brave to spit at a child) at QPR.
Colchester, 1999, by some squaddies. Didn't even realise they'd done it until a few minutes later, which with hindsight was probably for the best.
Went to the pub in Aldershot when I was 17 because my friend reckoned they didn't ID. When we were walking there some scallies lobbed a pint of milk (plastic) at us and it hit my leg so I had a milky leg all night.
don't know when or where, but i know it's happened.
And a few times for fun probably.
Feel like it's bound to have happened multiple times given that I'm male and grew up in the 70s and 80s but I can only recall one incident.
Retaliation for me spitting on him as he walked down a subway slope. He got me right in the chest on my jumper. Wasn't great.
and some lads drove up and asked me if I wanted to buy a marijuana cigarette and I politely said no so one of them spat on me.
that I thought I should give myself at least half an hour's break
in front of a girl I really fancied. Had a bit of a cold, unexpected big cough, loose material came up and splatted on the baize.
Had to kind of wipe it up with a tissue (it left a damp stain). Incredibly embarrassing and pretty much impossible to style out. Needless to say, she fucked me off in pretty short order.