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Have you ever egged someone? Tell us about it.
Once they missed me when I was making out with an attrative on a bench late at night. The other time I was struck square in the back when walking home smashed out me noodle. I walked into the middle of the road and applauded them as they drove off.
I do have six eggs in my bag.
There was an egg and spoon race, and once it finished we started lobbing eggs at each other, but the head of our JCR confiscated our eggs and ran off with them, so we ended up getting pelted with eggs by the other halls. None of them hit me though. Later, during the rounders game, I tried to run someone out but she collided with me and we ended up in a heap on the floor. That night it was revealed that she was the famed 'naked girl' who always got changed with her curtains open. This was big news and the 'hot gossip' for at least a day or two afterwards.
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just so you could say you have spoken to a girl who has been naked.
was walking up Gloucester Road in Bristol during fall of 2002. some presumably UWE students get the back of my leg form their car.
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loads of times.
used to hide behind bushes and throw them at people/cars. got someone driving a convertible once. bullseye.
also used to do it with pigeons and rabbits.
you used to throw pigeons and rabbits at people?
Piece of shell damaged his retina, permanent reduction in sight.
I never met the victim and am not actually affected by this incident in any way. However...
Your thread disgusts me, Hatfood..
With eggs I never aimed for the head actually. seemed a bit harsh.
pigeons on the other hand are pretty soft, so head-shots were deemd acceptable.
around my home, with shotguns, snares and ferrets.
You seem nice.
I can't speak for my 13 year old self though. Pretty much disown that little shit. He was over 20 years ago. Not going back there.
Twenty to five on a Friday seems like a good time to educate everyone about the different kinds of intellectual property.
I'm not even phone posting.