Burnley's reserve XI collapse against Spurs' reserve XI, Saints squeeze through against Ipswich and Bradford hump Millwall in the FA Cup. Not as exciting as Tuesday night, really.
Ben Arfa in limbo as FIFA stop him from being registered for a 3rd club this season.
Arsenal to buy Dortmund.
Davie Moyes eats some crisps, as Man Utd are caught in RACE STORM with one of their Scouts making a bid to join UKIP.